We come to our last of five questions to address as the
season gets underway for the Washington Capitals, and for that we turn to the
scientific disciplines.
With us to help get a handle on this last question is an
old friend of ours, Dr. Vynot Schootdepuck, Director of Advanced Applications
at the Bettman Institute of Technology and Competitive Hockey (BITCH). It’s been a long time, old friend…
Peerless: That’s what
we wanted to ask you about, Dr. V. There
have been a lot of changes this summer. Joel
Ward, Troy Brouwer, and Eric Fehr are gone.
T.J. Oshie and Justin Williams arrived this past summer. The Caps’ third defensive pair from their
last game – Mike Green and Tim Gleason – is gone, while Nate Schmidt and Dmitry
Orlov fill in. Can the Capitals find the
right chemistry with so much change?
Dr. V.: Let’s review
zum basic chemistry, okay? In ze first
class, you learn zat “acid plus base yields salt und water.” In hockey, you can zay “forwards plus
defensemen yield spice on ice.”
AH-hahahaha… zat one alvays cracks zem up at ze Institute.
Peerless: Good one…but,
in terms of chemistry, are there too many new elements to make a stable
compound?
Dr. V.: I think zat ze forwards are likely to be more stable
sooner und over a longer period zen ze defensemen. You have two new forwards – Oshie and Williams
– one in his early prime years, ze other in his late prime, if you will. Sort of like izotopes mit stable
half-lives. You know what you have, and
you can expect to get it on a game-to-game basis.
Peerless: But what of
their chemical reaction, if you will, with four high-end skill players – Alex Ovechkin
and Nicklas Backstrom on the top line, perhaps Evgeny Kuznetsov and Andre
Burakovsky on the second line?
Dr. V.: Two potentially different kinds of results. I know zat today people look at ze fancystats
and talk about ze Corsi and ze Fenwick, but let’s put ze slide rule down for a
moment, ja? I vatched Oshie and Williams
in ze preseason games, and you could zee where zey really could play two
different roles on ze two lines. Oshie
is a pretty creative player. He seems to be able to find ways out of danger in
the way he moves mit ze puck or moves ze puck along. Zat could complement Alex Ovechkin’s energy
and Nicklas Backstrom’s steadiness. He
provides a little different look. On ze
other hand, Williams has to be ze steady guy mit two young guys. His game might be all about timing – when to
get involved in a play and when to let ze kiddies do what they do.
Peerless: So, each of the top two lines presents a different
look, even with “the script” that the Caps are “sticking to” this season?
Dr. V.: Abzolutely!
Zink of it as a different kind of reaction…in chemistry ve call zem “precipitate
reactions.” Zat is when you combine one substance
mit another, und zen you get an inzoluble precipitate. In ziss instance, you have one player plus
another player combining to get a result from a third player…Backstrom and
Oshie mit assists for an inzane goal by Ovechkin from ze wing. Or, you have Williams und Burakovsky creating
space zo Kuznetsov can do zat dipzy-doo stuff he does mit de puck.
Peerless: But not all
reactions are so tidy and neat, are they?
Dr. V.: Of course not.
You haff any gummy bears?
Peerless: Gummy bears?
Dr. V.: Ja…gummy bears.
Peerless: I just
happen to have an unfinished bag of them.
Dr. V.: Now…don’t do
ziss at home, kids. But if you put a
gummy bear in a solution of potassium chlorate, you get a great big BOOM! And you don’t want a great big BOOM!
Peerless: Just like you don’t want to see the Caps’ season
go BOOM! because the chemistry is wrong.
Dr. V.:
Eggggg-zactly.
Peerless: Now, about
the defense. You’ve got a couple of guys
there who are really still very young.
Nate Schmidt and Dmitry Orlov have a combined 187 games of NHL
experience, and it will have been almost 18 months to the day since Orlov last
dressed for an NHL game when he takes the ice on Opening Night. What sort of chemistry can we expect from two
guys with so little experience and who have played in the same game together
only four times (all in Hershey)?
Dr. V.: Zum reactions
are fast, others are zlow. Ziss one
might be one of ze zlow kinds, not much to zee early, but wonderful stuff later
on.
Peerless: An example
of which might be…
Dr. V.: You know what
“photosynthesis” is?
Peerless: Sure…that’s
how plants get energy.
Dr. V.: Ja… green
plants take ze CO2 out of ze air, it combines mit water in ze presence of
light, and you get oxygen und sugar, which de plants use for energy. It is very slow, though, mit a bunch of steps
in ze middle. No big BOOM! at ze end.
Peerless: So, you’re saying that Schmidt and Orlov might
take a while and a lot of steps to mesh as a pair?
Peerless: So let’s
get to the bottom line here, Dr. V. The
Caps have made big changes on their two top lines, have a new third defensive
pair. Then there are the little changes
that might not be so little, like giving Tom Wilson a bigger role to play. Is that going to be too much for the Caps to
manage and still contend for a Stanley Cup.
Dr. V.: Ah! Zat is a gut question, and I need to introduce
ze idea of a “catalyst.” You know what
zat is, right?
Peerless: A substance that changes the rate of a reaction
without undergoing any permanent changes of its own.
Dr. V.:
Eggggzellent!! You should come to
ze Institute!
Peerless: Thanks, Doc, but I haven’t taken a chemistry class
in a long time. Now, about the catalyst?
Dr. V.: Look it is
ziss vay. Ziss ist ze first time zince
2011 zat ze Kepitals have had ze same head coach in a normal training camp two
years in a row.
Peerless: Bruce Boudreau
Dr. V.: Correct. Now,
mit one year of Barry Trotz and how he wants to coach a team, mit all the
strategies and ze drills and ze philosophy under ze players’ belts, you would
think things would go more smoothly and more quickly ze second time around,
ja? And ze players, you would think they
would be more comfortable mit ze stability of having a coach and ze zystems in
place two full years in a row, no? And,
the Kepitals made ze player changes in ze summer, when zey heff ze time to work
zem into ze schemes in ze lab….uh, training camp. Not on ze fly during ze season at trading deadline. Zat hasn’t gone zo good for ze
Caps lately, has it?
Peerless: I think I see your point. I guess what I am hearing is that you think
the Capitals have taken their actions this summer in such a way as to improve
the chemistry, or at least give it an opportunity to complete all the necessary
reactions.
Dr. V.: Zat ist correct.
It ist like working through an experiment. You can’t skip ze steps or rush zem. You heff to haff a plan and be careful and
rigorous in eggsecuting it. Ze Kepitals
haff done zat very well…so far.
Peerless: So far?
Dr. V.: Ja…you don’t play these games in ze lab. You play zem on ze ice, and who knows for
sure vut vill happen out there. But I
vill say, ze 2015-2016 team looks like ze club’s best chance ever to finally
win a Stanley Cup.
Peerless: Really?
Dr. V.: Hey, vood I lie to you? I’m a zcientist!