Popcorn

Caps sign Jeff Schultz and Alexander Ovechkin . . . Ovechkin to be introduced at a press conference tomorrow . . . training camp opening announced by the club . . . Peter Bondra about to make a decision.

My my . . . you can almost hear the skates cutting into the ice, can’t you?

It’s driving people nuts! . . . Silly rumors are popping up like a tub of Orville Redenbacher.

Kolzig for Luongo . . . Witt for Orpik and Beech.

I’m waiting for the Crosby watch . . . perhaps for Dainius Zubrus, now that those Zubrus for Jan Hrdina rumors have finally been laid to rest . . .

. . . or have they?





Cue the X-Files music.

– The Peerless