...Tortorella is so cold.
Asked how to cope with the grueling fitness tests that at best will leave players gasping for air and at worst barfing up their breakfasts, defenseman Dan Boyle said, "Fake an injury."
Really, he said with a straight face, "Fake an injury."
"Yeah, pay someone to hurt you," chimed in defenseman Brad Lukowich, sitting at the next locker.
"Camp Torturella" has opened. No word on if the Lightning will soon be deployed to the Middle East.
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