AH-hahahahahaha

It isn't often we will go off the rink for a topic, but this morning, The Peerless is yukking with glee over this...

We have no sympathy for those among users of that gizmo who aren't involved in national defense, homeland security, or emergency health care.

As you can tell, we do not own and have never so much as held one of those things, and won't...ever. The only legitimate use we can see for one of these things if one is not employed in national defense, homeland security, or emergency health care is to communicate updates on hockey trades as we approach the trading deadline.

Does that make us a "flat-earther" in the eyes of afficionadoes?

No, it makes us sane.