The Peerless thinks a recount is in order. Why? Well, given the accomplishment of the second ranked player, you would, too...
2. Sidney Crosby, Pittsburgh
He's maintained an average of 1.56 goals per game since his start in the NHL.
1.56 goals...per game?* That works out to 128 goals per 82 games. Doesn't that mean he has a single-season record in there...somewhere?
* yes, we get it...they meant 1.56 points-per-game, which is wrong, too...coming into this season Crosby has averaged 1.38 points-per-game (294 in 213 regular season games). Oh well...
Maybe they mean "goals" in the "achievement" sense of the word. For example, in one game he aims to get a secondary assist. Next time out he tries to get away with a dive and yap at the ref. There you go - two games, three "goals," 1.5 goals per game.
ReplyDeleteSort of a "Dr. Phil" meets "Don Cherry" kind of thing
ReplyDelete1.5 dives per game? Nah ... too low ...
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