Caps sign Jeff Schultz and Alexander Ovechkin . . . Ovechkin to be introduced at a press conference tomorrow . . . training camp opening announced by the club . . . Peter Bondra about to make a decision.
My my . . . you can almost hear the skates cutting into the ice, can’t you?
It’s driving people nuts! . . . Silly rumors are popping up like a tub of Orville Redenbacher.
Kolzig for Luongo . . . Witt for Orpik and Beech.
I’m waiting for the Crosby watch . . . perhaps for Dainius Zubrus, now that those Zubrus for Jan Hrdina rumors have finally been laid to rest . . .
. . . or have they?
Cue the X-Files music.
– The Peerless