"This is a day of celebration for fans of Ovechkin across all of Caps Nation!"
Friends, Washingtonians, hockey fans... lend me your ears. I come to drink to Ovechkin, not to waste your time with a long, boring speech!
Young girls swoon...
...throngs cheer in the early morning light.
Pagans rejoice
and Caps Nation gives thanks...
...that a certain ping pong ball in 2004 came up
Happy Birthday, Alex
