Here is the only list of things to do you'll ever need...
I like #14 (with my own take)....
14. Come up with an ending for the following joke: Ovechkin, Crosby and Phaneuf walk into a bar...
Ovechkin orders a round for the house and puts it on Crosby's tab. Crosby whines, "I don't like this place." Phaneuf checks him into the juke box.
