Another Crosby-Ovechkin poll!
Hey... why stop there? We can come up with questions, too...
If you stopped at a Baskin-Robbins, what flavor ice cream would you choose?
A. Ovechkinut Crunch
B. Sidney Crosberry
If you were on a ship, and Ovechkin and Crosby were in the ocean, and neither could swim, and you had one life preserver, to whom would you throw it?
A. Alex Ovechkin
B. Sidney Crosby
If you had a choice, would you rather...
A. See Alex Ovechkin take slap shots at Don Cherry?
B. See Sidney Crosby snap a well-aimed pass at Barry Melrose's five hole?
What's cooler?...
A. Alex Ovechkin's Mercedes Benz SL 65 AMG Black Edition?
B. Sidney Crosby's room at the Lemieux mansion?
Who would win a contest on Survivor/Dancing with the Stars/American Idol?
A. Alex Ovechkin
B. Sidney Crosby
If you put a puppy between Alex Ovechkin and Sidney Crosby, which one would the puppy go to first?
A. Sidney Crosby
B. Alex Ovechkin
If you put Evgeni Malkin between Sidney Crosby and Alex Ovechkin, which one would he go to first?
A. Alex Ovechkin
B. Sidney Crosby
If Sidney Crosby was a Capital, and Alex Ovechkin was a Penguin, would Gary Bettman spontaneously explode?
A. Yes
B. No
C. One could only hope
Thanks to the folks at the Secret Unoffical Caps Message Boards for pointing out this new and exciting ESPN poll.