"Hi, Ovie. Wish you were here...not!" 
"Yes...you in the back. "
"Hey, we're just here to deliver a shirt."
The Allegheny County Glee Club performs for the President
Barack Obama bashing Joe Wilson with a large trophy
"Uh, Mr. President? I don't think the folks in Toronto are going to like what you did with your Army's new 'Ultra-Laser-Shrink-Ray.'"
"Psst...Mr. President. Brooks asked if he could spend a night in the Lincoln Bedroom in exchange for you getting his number."
"Michelle will know where to put this..."
"Nice place you have here, Mr. President...
but my room at Mario's house is bigger."
photos: AP
