Celebrate O'er All the Land

As The Mayor of Ovechkinland might put it...

"This is a day of celebration for fans of Ovechkin across all of Caps Nation!"

Friends, Washingtonians, hockey fans... lend me your ears.  I come to drink to Ovechkin, not to waste your time with a long, boring speech!

Young girls swoon...

...throngs cheer in the early morning light.

Pagans rejoice

and Caps Nation gives thanks...

...that a certain ping pong ball in 2004 came up

Happy Birthday, Alex