Saturday, October 11, 2008

The Peerless Prognosticator is ON THE AIR!!! -- The Home Opener: Caps vs. Blackhawks

The Peerless Prognosticator is ON THE AIR!!!

“These guys are the coolest guys in the world…”





When last we convened here, this was the result. A clinching moment propelling the Capitals to the Southeast Division championship and a ticket to the dance. Well, tonight the Caps start the home portion of their quest to take the next step as they host the new look Chicago Blackhawks at Verizon Center.

The Caps will be coming off a disappointing 7-4 loss to Atlanta last night that was noteworthy for its…

“You don't need flapjacks to party 'til ya puke.”

Well, if it isn’t our old pal, Dr. Phil…Doc, you must be here because of the loss last night. It was pretty gruesome…

“You don't need a diploma to disgrace your family.”

Wait…you’re not Dr. Phil. You’re…

“That’s right…and I even brought my telestrator to show you where the Caps went wrong last night…now here’s Jose Theodore floppin’ around like a mackerel, and here’s Milan…ya know that’s a town in Greece or Albania or one of those fancy-schmancy European countries no one can pronounce…but when the Caps got down a couple o’ goals, ya gotta say, ‘Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon.’”

You’re not John Madden, either…




“I want you to find this nancy-boy Patrick Kane, I want him DEAD! I want his teammates DEAD! I want his locker burned to the GROUND! I wanna go there in the middle of the night and I wanna piss on his ashes!”

Look…you’re not Robert De Niro, pal

“What he did was he went off on a tangent over there. You know what a tangent is.”

You’re NOT JOHN MADDEN!!!


“Easy there, Pinky…ya gotta be calm…have some calmification when you’re writing your column there, because you don’t want to give the Axis of Evil – that’s the Penguins, the Rangers, and the Flyers – any more…am-myoo-ni-shun.”

You are NOT the President of the United States. Look, pal, I got stuff to do here, and I think you’d better leave…





“No…wait…WAIT!...I do a great Bruce Boudreau!!!”…Really, ya gotta see it!!!”

The Blackhawks could very well be this year’s Washington Capitals. Last year, the Blackhawks made some noise before finishing tenth in the Western Conference, three points out of a playoff spot. This year, they are ready to take the next step – a young bunch on the go, with a sprinkling of veterans in key positions thrown in.

The keys for the Blackhawks are their two second-year forwards – Patrick Kane and Jonathan Toews, both of whom were finalists last year for the Calder Trophy for the league’s top rookie. The two combined for almost a quarter of Chicago’s total goals last year, and this despite Toews missing 18 games to injury.

But if there is someone else to keep your eye on tonight, it might be worth your time to watch Patrick Sharp, especially when the Blackhawks are killing penalties. Sharp tied for the league lead in shorthanded goals last year, with seven to his credit. His 36 total goals led the team.

The Caps will once more get a look at Martin Havlat, a former tormentor from his days with the Ottawa Senators, but who has had difficulty staying healthy enough to torment anyone. He missed 83 games over the past two years, missing 47 games last year (including the last 19 of the year) primarily as a result of a shoulder injury.

There are some new faces that the Blackhawks hope will jump start the youngsters into contention. Brian Campbell was signed to an eight-year deal to provide some veteran stability on the blue line. He should be a fine complement in the offensive end of the ice to Kane and Toews – his 54 assists last year was second in the NHL among devensemen.

The Caps also will get a look at an old (if still young) face in Andrew Ladd, formerly of Carolina, who played in 20 games for the Blackhawks at the end of last year. Ladd, a former fourth overall draft pick, didn’t grow quickly enough to suit the Hurricanes, but should find a home skating with Toews, Kane, and Havlat.

Then there is Cristobal Huet, the author of an 11-2 record with the Caps in the stretch run last year (1.63, .936, two shutouts). He took the money and scampered off to Chicago, where he will be expected to do the same things Jose Theodore is expected to do in Washington – with the same uncertainties. Huet has never appeared in more than 52 games in a season (last year was his career high). He’s shown himself to be a more than capable puck stopper (career .918 save percentage), but not so good that he couldn’t be traded with another player for a Mathieu Garon, as he was (with Radek Bonk) in 2004, from Los Angeles to Montreal, or for a draft pick, as he was to Washington last February. He’s shown he can handle the burden of being a “sort of” number one goaltender, but with Chicago fans expecting a big leap forward this year, can he be the definitive number one goalie? Just as Washington might go only as far and Theodore can take them, despite the considerable skating talent the Caps have, so too might the Blackhawks go only so far as Huet can carry them.

Chicago skated, and lost (4-2) , last night against the New York Rangers in an effort that was described in the Chicago Sun Times as “stage fright.” They get to play the foil once again in an opponent’s home opener. We don’t think they will fare any better, the Caps having the added incentive of payback for the 5-0 whipping the Hawks laid on them last spring on Tony Esposito Night, in what would be Olaf Kolzig’s last game in a Washington uniform. And, we suspect the Caps’ ears were burned on the way back to DC by Coach Boudreau…it won’t have gone on deaf ears.

We just wonder if we'll see Brent Johnson tonight...


"Heeeeeeeeeeeere's Johnny!"

STOP THAT!


Caps 4 – Hawks 2

2 comments:

usually frustrated caps fan said...

Also will we see Huet or Khabibuhlen. Sounds like Christobel wasn't too great in his debut as a hawk last night either.

The Peerless said...

I'm guessing Huet will be coolin' in favor of 'Bulin.