"I thought it was the chicken fingers I ordered."
"Mmmmmm....better'n Buffalo wings, that's for sure."
"And gloves are good roughage."
"Hey, there's no penalty in the rule book for 'snacking.'"
"In Finland, it's good luck to bite the finger of a loved one to start the new year."
"Good thing I didn't try the Jason Pomingranteville or the Daniel Paille-a."