If you look closely over there on the right, we have a compilation of our fellow wizards. If you look really closely, you will note that one of them is -- horrors! -- a Penguin blogger.
"The Sweater Ted" (the original name of the blog) is what we think of as "A Penguin Blog with a Brain." Unfortunately, the author of that blog -- "Hooks Orpik" -- is on IR with a "lower body injury."
Get well, soon, Hooks...I still owe you an explanation as to why Alex Ovechkin, and not Evgeni Malkin, deserves the Hart Trophy.