The Peerless' First Half Awards

OK, so here we are at just about the half-way point in the 2007-2008 season. And what would the half-way point be without some half-baked awards from some half-assed blogger who is about half-way in the bag.

So...without further ado...

Calder Trophy: given to the player selected as the most proficient in his first year of competition in the National Hockey League.

Patrick Kane, Chicago Blackhawks. Kane leads all rookies in assists and total scoring. Since weathering a four-game scoreless streak in November, he has been held off the scoresheet only five times in 17 games. He is currently on a six-game points streak (1-6-7, even).

Runners up: Nicklas Backstrom, Washington; Jonathan Toews, Chicago

The Ray Babbitt Award: given to the rookie selected as the most proficient in one game-deciding skill that has nothing to do with the competition of a hockey game in the National Hockey League.

Sam Gagner, Edmonton Oilers. Gagner is tied for the league lead in shootout goals and leads the league in those of the game-deciding variety (5). Edmonton has won 18 games this year, 11 of them via the shootout.

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Selke Trophy: given to the forward who best excels in the defensive aspects of the game.

Ryan Johnson, St. Louis Blues. Let’s think imaginatively (i.e., not recycling the same old names)…St. Louis is a much improved team. Why? Part of it is that they are seventh in the league in goals against average, fourth in penalty killing, and 11^th in 5-on-5 efficiency. Think that’s entirely a product of Manny Legace? Johnson is sixth in the league in short-handed ice time on a team that is fourth in the league in penalty killing.

Runners up: Samuel Pahlsson, Anaheim; John Madden, New Jersey

Sulky Trophy: given to the player who best excels at causing fans to sulk day after day over his defensive performance.

Steve McCarthy, Atlanta Thrashers. -18 in 28 games. The “good” news?...he hasn’t had a minus game in any of his last four. The “bad” news?...he’s had one – count ‘em, one – plus game this season.

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Adams Trophy: presented by the National Hockey League Broadcasters' Association to the NHL coach adjudged to have contributed the most to his team's success.

Andy Murray, St. Louis Blues. The Blues have realized a 14-point improvement over this time last year with a team that does not have a lot of high-end talent.

Runners up: Denis Savard, Chicago; Bruce Boudreau, Washington

Addams Trophy: presented to the NHL coach adjudged to be so frightening behind the bench as to scare small children and Darren Pang.

John Tortorella, Tampa Bay Lightning. OK…go look up “gruff” in the dictionary. We’ll wait a moment…you saw Tortorella’s picture there, right? There isn’t a player he won’t throw under the bus. We’re thinking that Lightning bus has spent more time on the rack at Meineke getting the undercarriage checked than it has in service, given the performance of the Lightning this year and the number of bodies that might have found their way to the pavement.

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Norris Trophy: given to the defense player who demonstrates throughout the season the greatest all-round ability in the position.

Nicklas Lidstrom, Detroit Red Wings. Yeah, it’s easy to pick Slick Nick, but he leads all defensemen in scoring; he leads in plus-minus, he’s second in ice time. What more does one want?

Runners-up: Sergei Zubov, Dallas; Zdeno Chara, Boston

Chuck Norris Trophy: given to the player who demonstrates an orneriness and propensity for pugilism as to make men cringe and women (or Don Cherry) swoon, despite starring in a bad production.

Daniel Carcillo, Phoenix Coyotes. “Does not work or play well with others”…that had to be in bold on his report card as a child. 444 total playing minutes, 172 penalty minutes, 10 fighting majors, four misconducts, two game misconducts, and he maimed the partridge in the pear tree.

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Vezina Trophy: given to the goalkeeper adjudged to be the best at this position.

Roberto Luongo, Vancouver Canucks. If there is any lingering doubt over who is the best goalie in the NHL, it should have evaporated in the wake of Luongo’s first half. Second in goals-against average, third in save percentage, and doing it for a team that does not generate a lot of offense (20^th in goals/game). He is not the head-and-shoulders winner, but he is the clear winner of the first half.

Runners up: Evgeni Nabokov, San Jose; Henrik Lundqvist, New York Rangers

Ve-sieve-ina Trophy: given to the goalkeeper most likely to inspire creative use of profanity by fans and coaches alike.

Andrew Raycroft, Toronto Maple Leafs. 2-6-5, 3.79, .878. Given how grouchy Leafs fans can be, he might be the only goalie in the league who wears his pads home from the rink out of self-defense.

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Pearson Trophy: presented annually to the "most outstanding player" in the NHL.

Vincent Lecavalier, Tampa Bay Lightning. In the midst of what is becoming a Titanic season for the Lightning (like the ship…not the adjective), Lecavalier has continued and built upon his outstanding performance of the past few years. He is on a pace to set career marks in goals (55), assists (66), points (121), and power play goals (14).

Runners up: Dany Heatley, Ottawa; Sidney Crosby, Pittsburgh.

Pavel Bure Trophy: presented annually to the player “mostly out standing at the far blue line” in the NHL.

Ilya Kovalchuk, Atlanta Thrashers. OK, so he’s not as bad as he used to be, but it is a head-scratcher how a guy with 33 goals and 57 points in the first half could be a -7 (hint…10 of those goals and 21 of those points are on the power play).

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Hart Trophy: given to the player judged to be the most valuable to his team.

Jarome Iginla, Calgary Flames. There are two elements we think important to this award. First, the award is for the most valuable player…not necessarily the best. Second, the player is judged in the context of value to his team. Iginla is the man in Calgary…28 percent more points (60) than the next player on the roster (Kristian Huselius, 47), more than twice as good a plus-minus (19) as the next best player (four players are at +9), 50 percent more power play goals (12, compared to eight for Daymond Langkow), twice as many game-winners (six; two other players each have three), almost three more minutes per game than the next highest forward. Absent Iginla, it isn’t likely that this is a top-eight team, whereas they currently lead the Northwest Division and occupy the three-seed in the Western Conference. In terms of value to his team, Iginla stands at the top of the heap.

Runners up: Roberto Luongo, Vancouver; Alexander Ovechkin, Washington

Heartless Trophy: given to the player judged to be least likely to have shown up in the first half.

Jaromir Jagr, New York Rangers. Caps fans know the story…spend a mint for a guy, then spend more to find players to play with him…watch how things don’t so much unfold as unravel. The Rangers – well, the Rangers and Caps – are paying $8.36 million for Jagr this year, and they added Chris Drury and Scott Gomez (to the tune of another $14.4 million) to help elevate Jagr’s game. And for that…he’s got roughly the same production as Tomas Plekanec…and that’s after going 4-11-15 in his last ten games. Not a small consideration in the Rangers’ dead last ranking in Eastern Conference scoring. He’ll be spending – so to speak – his second half struggling to qualify for his option for next year.

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We kid, because we love. For all of these guys, we’re talking about members of a community of a few hundred that represent the very best in the world at what they do. And we respect their effort…well, except maybe for Jagr.