The Peerless Prognosticator is ON THE AIR!!!
Game 7
There are no two words in the English language that strike as much fear in the hearts of Caps fans as “Game Seven.” For the ninth time in franchise history the Caps will skate in a Game 7 when they take on the Montreal Canadiens tonight. Nine… nine circles of hell. NO! We will fight the urge to dwell on the negative here.
The Caps have been a two-headed monster in this series, one a fierce, sharp-fanged beast that won three games by a combined score of 17-9. The other is a sleepy, dull witted sort that slumbered most of the way to three losses by a combined score of 9-4. Game 6 gave evidence of the fierce beast making another appearance after launching 94 shot attempts (54 on goal) at Jaroslav Halak in a 4-1 loss. Try as they might in Game 6, though...
"NO! Try not. Do, or do not. There is no try."
My, my… it must be a Game 7 if Jedi Master Yoda is to make an appearance. Can I call you “Yo?”
“Not, you may.”
OK, so… it is Game 7, and the Caps are trying – sorry – have to call up their best effort. How can they be strong enough to deal with the pressure of the situation? How can they summon their “inner Jedi?”
“A Jedi's strength flo-o-o-o-o-ws from the Force. But beware the dark side. Anger, fear…. The dark side of the Force are they. Easily they flow, quick to join you in a fight. If once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny. Consume you it will, as it did Caps teams from the past.”
Is the dark side stronger?
"No, no, no. Quicker, easier, more seductive."
But how are the Caps to know the good side from the bad?"
"They will know... when they are calm, at peace… A Jedi uses the Force for knowledge and defense, never for attack."
Never?
“In this game they must, perhaps.”
So, then, it is important for the Caps to feel the Force…
“…flowing around them. For their ally is the Force. And a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow. The Force surrounds them and binds them. Luminous beings are we not this crude matter. They must feel the Force around them. Here, between you, me, the tree, the rock...oh, Mike Green’s head that is…everywhere! Even between the Alexander Semin and the back of the net."
Have the Caps trained enough to solve their problems on the power play?
“No more training do they require. Already know they, that which they need.”
Then they are Jedi.
“No. Not yet. One thing remains. Halak. They must confront Halak. Then, only then, Jedi will they be. And confront him they will.”
Bill Clinton once said, “all great contests are head games.” And there is no bigger head game in hockey than a a goaltender getting into an opponent’s head and convincing them that he is invincible. Jaroslav Halak, shaky and full of holes in Games 2 and 3, became the cloned offspring of George Hainsworth, Georges Vezina, Jacques Plante, Ken Dryden, and Patrick Roy. 90 saves on 92 shots in Games 5 and 6, many of those saves causing Caps' eyes to roll to the rafters in frustration.
And this is really what it comes down to now – the ability of the Caps to translate pressure into goals. Through six games the Caps have pummeled Canadien goaltenders Halak and Carey Price to the tune of exactly 250 shots on goal (41.7/game). Montreal’s defense has not been able to contain the Caps in that regard, the result has been entirely a product of how well the goaltender performed in fending off the assault. Nothing else really appears to matter – not the Caps defense or goaltending (except for a poor effort in Game 2, it has been entirely adequate), not the Canadiens’ power play (held below its season conversion average), not the phases of the moon.
There isn’t much science about this at this point. It is a matter of players who have been launching shots at the goal to get those shots into the goal. They do, and the Caps advance. They don’t and it’s tee times on the weekend instead of a national-TV game with the Flyers.
And if there is anyone who would know about launching attacks, it would be The General himself. Ten-HUT!
Caps 5 – Canadiens 2
8 comments:
Well done Peerless, nice work incorporating Yoda and the clip from Patton is spot on.
Karl Alzner, last season you played for this club in the Stanley Cup playoffs. Now we beg you to help us advance into the second round. We regret that we have been unable to achieve our 4th victory, our power play has fallen completely to shit and our mission to hoist Lord Stanley has forced a seventh game. We've placed our fans vital to the survival of this playoff run into the seats at Verizon Center, you will know how to unleash their fury. You must see us past these Canadiens. This is our most desperate hour. Help us Karl Alzner, you're our only hope.
Hokey religions and ancient weapons....
That's no goalie. That's a space station.
“The Montreal Canadiens. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious.”
War's over, man. Cammalleri dropped the big one…
Over? Did you say "over"?
*Nothing* is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
Hell no!
And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the goin' gets tough...
…the tough get goin'! Who's with me? Let's go!
What the #### happened to the Caps I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? This could be the greatest night of our lives, but you're gonna let it be the worst. "Ooh, we're afraid to go with you Ovi, we might get in trouble." Well just kiss my ### from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this. Jacques Martin? He's a dead man! Hal Gill? Dead! Halak...
…Dead! Ovi's right. Psychotic, but absolutely right. We gotta take these bastards. Now we could do it with conventional weapons that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
We're just the guys to do it.
Let's do it.
*LET’S DO IT!!*
(Sorry I was bored at work yesterday and dabbled with this...it just felt appropriate to bring some Bluto into things)
There is never enough Bluto
Can you honestly believe the Habs beat out the Capitals!! Unbelievable!! With Montreal, Philadelphia, Boston and Pittsburgh moving on, one would think that the Penguins would be able to coast along to their third consecutive Eastern Conference Championship. But don’t jump to conclusions… look at how the Flyers dominated the Devils and have had time to rest, Boston looked great against Buffalo and well Montreal… they only just knocked off the best team in the NHL and a team with 33-more points than them in the regular season… but I see no reason Pittsburgh can’t win it all… and here is proff..: http://www.lionsdenu.com/nhl-playoffs-eastern-conference-round-two-preview-and-predictions/
I still can’t believe the Habs did it.. the East is WIDE open… I love playoff hockey!!!
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