Thursday, April 08, 2010

Last Regular Season Game at Mellon Arena

Thank God...

As late as this past January, it was still not known whether the affront to all that is good and decent in mankind would be reduced to the rubble from whence it came.  The Sports and Exhibition Authority (the arena's owner) hired a consultant to conduct a historic assessment of the arena. In what has to be one of the most head-scratching developments in the history of history, it is eligible to appear on the National Register of Historic Places mainly because of its unique, retractable dome (I have a unique zit on my backside, too... can we get that on the Register?). 

Please tell us the wrecking ball has been ordered...


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