What coaches really say to one another

If you missed the entertainment last night, the game between the Anaheim Ducks and the Colorado Avalanche ended with the head coaches for each team jawing at one another and making menacing gestures toward each other.  The 6-1 Avalanche win in Roy's debut as an NHL head coach almost seemed like an afterthought compared to the post-final horn entertainment.  But the video captured only the images.  We found a way to tease out what the coaches were barking at one another...