
Jim Balsillie is nothing if not persistent. Failing at winning the Pittsburgh Penguins and Nashville Predators, Rick Westhead of the Toronto Star muses on the possibility of the Thrashers being the next object of his desire.
It's once and always Stanley Cup Champion Washington Capitals hockey, all day, all night, all the time . . . or when I get around to it


Jake Taylor: Shit, the way I played today, I wouldn't be surprised if they red-tagged me already.
Willie Mays Hayes: What do ya mean?
Well, today was the first day of training camp for the Caps, and chances are, no one got cut. But today’s on-ice activity was not without its moments, either….
-- Viktor Kozlov centering Alexander Ovechkin and Francois Bouchard in the scrimmage…hmm.
-- Michael Nylander centering Tomas Fleischmann and Alexander Semin....uh, ok.
-- Shaone Morrisonn planting Alexander Semin face-first into the end boards…Semin was down for a moment as he rearranged his helmet (perhaps ensuring it still contained his cranium)…Morrisonn giving Semin a tap on the backside with his stick as the two skated back.
-- Kozlov later taking a puck just underneath the edge of his helmet as Frederic Cassivi was trying to clear the puck up the center of the ice. Kozlov skated off immediately, but did so in a manner that did not suggest urgency (although he was holding a towel to his face).
-- Uh, here’s a tip from your Uncle Peerless….orange, red, AND burgundy jerseys on the ice at the same time doesn’t work very well.
-- Alexander Semin looks to have added some size.
-- The Peerless made a tactical error in foregoing the second half of the scrimmage to take in the drills on the Public Rink. Seems the second half had much more action, scoring-wise.
There was a nice crowd for a weekday start to camp, ringing both rinks. One can only imagine what The Plex will be like for the weekend. Welcome back Cappies and Cappie-fans.
And now, some images…
In some of the pre-session hijinks, Olaf Kolzig wonders where to begin in offering advice to DC-101's answer to puckstopping. "I got nuthin'"
Alex Ovechkin scores his first shootout goal since....well, let's not go there.
Kolzig and Ovechkin show fans what they do to goalies who don't stop any shots.
See?...I told ya...red, burgundy and orange...it doesn't work, guys.
But gee, they look so purdy in their colored outfits.
Glen Hanlon, hoping and praying that Ovechkin did not have the double-chili cheese dogs for dinner last evening.
Olaf Kolzig, sporting his new mask and pads...
...and Brent Johnson his.
Captain Merrill Stubing. Master of the Love Boat; if he was given the "C," HSBC Arena might be renamed, "The Love Shack."
Captain Frank Furillo. Perhaps not the best choice. He spent too much time canoodling with Joyce Davenport, and everyone knows that Sgt. Phil Esterhaus ran the Hill Street precinct, anyway.


"You get all your electrolytes and it's designed specifically for kids and babies so you know it's good."
"You really want to know the truth, why I started drinking Pedialyte? I used to drink it for hangovers."
Now there, dear reader, is a hockey player.

"When you're playing, you get up in the morning, get dressed, go to the rink, get undressed, get dressed into your equipment, get undressed after practice, then get dressed to go home. Then you get undressed to take an afternoon nap, wake up, get dressed to go back to the rink for the game, get undressed and get dressed in your equipment. After the game, you get undressed, get dressed to go home and then get undressed later to go to bed.
"When you're not playing, you get dressed in the morning and then get undressed at night to go to bed. That's it."
Coaches, consider your secret revealed."Yes, he was suspended today. I spoke with Scott to tell him he was being suspended, which Scotty expected."
Coaches Hanlon and Prior sporting the spiffy new coaches duds. They did have the faint look of haz-mat suits, though.
Coach Evason reminding players that they have to turn right out of the parking garage to find the Rock Bottom Brewery..."but no beer for you underage guys."
Michal Neuvirth about to turn away a shot when he spies the Papa John's sign and thinks..."mmmm...pizza"
Coaches preparing the kids for a drill... "ok, we're going to practice the power play, and these are the New York Islanders.November 17:
- Patriotism/Hometown Heroes Night - The first 3,000 fans will receive an American flag. Come out to show your support to all the men and woman that serve our country locally and over-seas.
- DUTCH WONDERLAND Night - See all your favorite friends from DUTCH WONDERLAND, including Duke the Dragon and Princess Brooke.
- Help the Ronald McDonald House Night - The BEARS Booster Club will be accepting donations to help the Ronald McDonald House.
December 22:
- Christmas Jersey Night - The BEARS will wear special jerseys that will be auctioned off after the game.
- Ugly Holiday Sweater Night - All fans are encouraged to wear their ugly holiday sweaters for the chance to win holiday prizes.
January 26:
- Washington Capitals Night - The BEARS will wear special Washington Capitals Jerseys. After the game, each player will autograph their jersey and then auction it off, with proceeds going to charity.
March 15:Maybe The Peerless will see if he can get anything for Chris Chelios.
- HERSHEY BEARS Booster Club Central PA Food Bank Drive - All fans are encouraged to bring a donation for the Central PA Food Bank.
- Dr. Lori's Antique Appraisal Night - Bring your art, antiques and questions to art historian, certified art and antique appraiser, and TV personality Dr. Lori. One free antique appraisal per person.
March 16:
- Kunzler Ham Shoot Night - All fans have the opportunity to come down on the ice following the game for a chance to win an Easter Ham.
April 6:Bonvie has 82 goals in 821 AHL games...and 4,290 penalty minutes. Only in the AHL.
- Dennis Bonvie Retirement/Farewell Celebration - Dennis Bonvie will be hanging up the skates and gloves at the end of the 2007-2008 season. Come out and wish Dennis a fond farewell as we look back at his time with the HERSHEY BEARS.