Friday, October 07, 2011

Your 2011-2012 Prognostos -- The Stanley Cup Playoffs

And finally, the Stanley Cup playoff prognostos…



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Round One Themes:

-- Toronto is in too unfamiliar a territory to stop the Capitals.
-- Hey, Tampa Bay…not facing a rookie goalie in the playoffs this time. Have a nice summer.
-- Offense…Pittsburgh. Defense…Pittsburgh. Special teams…Pittsburgh. Pity poor Henrik…again.
-- Flyers? Bruins? Flip a coin. It comes up…B’s.
-- Blue-hoo-hoo. St. Louis goes quick and quiet.
-- One line against one team? Bad math for Anaheim.
-- Plucky Nashville looks ugly doing it, but finds a way, even without Joel Ward.
-- Detroit fans won’t mind too much…their defending World Series champions will be just starting their season.

Round Two Themes:

-- Hey Timmeh… Repeat?...There ain’t no steeking repeat?
-- Miller Time, Sabres with “Fleurys” of goals.
-- Only so far pluckiness can get you, and if you’re Nashville, this is your stop.
-- The team no one wants to play is the team San Jose didn’t want to play.

Conference Final Themes:

-- Russian Machine Breaks Sabres
-- “Better Late than Early”…Kings might not have been best in the West in October, but they’re best in the West in June.

Stanley Cup Final Theme:

-- First a hope, then a dream…now, a mission. “Washington Capitals, Stanley Cup Champion”…has a nice “ring” to it.

And your Conn Smythe Trophy winner as most valuable player…

Alexander Semin (24 games, 14-18-32, +12)

5 comments:

Todd said...

From your lips (fingertips?) to God's ears.

FAUX RUMORS said...

1) Interesting and fun to predict. Can't quibble with too many of your top picks other than seeing the Maple leafs getting in
2) I think the Eastern Conference winner will be from Pennsylvania.(sorry caps fans)

Doug B. said...

I am taping this one to my mirror.

George said...

I like your predictions although I think Nashville will be a higher seed.

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