Wednesday, January 06, 2010

Role Models for a New Captain

Yesterday the Washington Capitals named Alex Ovechkin the 14th captain in team history. The honor makes Ovechkin, at 24 years of age, the third-youngest captain in the NHL, older only than Jonathan Toews (21) and Sidney Crosby (22). He inaugurated his reign with a rather poetic quote that seems to capture how Ovechkin plays the game…

“I have a 'C' on my heart, but I'm going to do the same thing."

It’s one thing to play the same way with or without a “C” on your heart, but wearing that “C” confers a certain measure of responsibility. He will not lack for role models, though. History is littered with captains. You can’t swing a deck chair or a yardarm (would that be “metre-arm” in Canada?) without hitting some captain who might serve as an example to the young Ovechkin. We’ve taken a few moments to scour the history books to see which style of captaincy might best suit Ovechkin…

Capt. Merrill Stubing

Posting: Master of the Pacific Princess, a cruise ship notorious for weekly romantic escapades in exotic locales.

Style: Good natured, father-figure to crew; skilled seaman (amazing that the Princess never sailed rough seas or sailed through stormy weather) but occasionally bumbling in dealing with his daughter, maybe because she didn’t show up until the second season.

And this applies to hockey…how? A locker room is like a cruise ship… lots of different personalities, lots of guys sent up, sent down, sent out, brought in. A captain needs to be affable and approachable to all sorts of personalities. And Stubing wears shorts… like hockey players.


Capt. Francis Xavier (Frank) Furillo

Posting: Captain, Hill Street Precinct

Style: Often reserved, with occasional flashes of moral indignation and temper, other times passionate (usually when canoodling with the public defender, Joyce Davenport). Subplot involves his long-suffering relationship with ex-wife, who is a whack job, not unlike some high-strung athletes.

And this applies to hockey… how? Police captains have to deal with a lot of nasties. Think of a city full of Sean Avery’s and Daniel Carcillo’s. Oh, and they have to deal with slow-witted police chiefs… sort of like referees, without the orange arm-bands.


Capt. Georg Ludwig von Trapp

Posting: A really big house in Salzburg, Austria…certainly a bigger house than you’d think a Captain could afford on his salary.

Style: At times rigid and overbearing, but with a heart (and voice, even if it was dubbed) of gold. Lacks management skills in some respects, requires assistance of a governess to oversee his seven children. Plays a mean whistle.

And this applies to hockey… how? Every kid wants to do his or her own thing, and it takes a stern hand with a gentle touch to keep all of them in line. You can let Mike Green wear a Mohawk, but you can’t let him wear curlers and bunny slippers.


Capt. Ahab

Posting: Master of the Pequod, a whaling ship

Style: Maniacal obsessive. Had this thing for a big fish (ok, “marine mammal”). Big quote: “To the last I grapple with thee; from hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee.” Sounds sort of like what one might say about Sidney Crosby in a Game 7 of a playoff series.

And this applies to hockey… how? What, you aren’t getting the Sidney Crosby analogy? What are you, dense?


Capt. Barney Miller

Posting: Captain of the 12th Precinct, NYPD

Style: Flexible, able to juggle many balls in the air at once. Manages a squad that can only be described as, “eclectic” (a habitually late subordinate whose name no one can pronounce, to a detective who writes books and produces adult films on the side, to a veteran nearing retirement who has lost a step (or six), to a wisecracking squad member who gambles a bit too much and makes bad coffee, to a uniformed apple-polisher who will leave no behind unkissed in his pursuit of a detective’s badge). Requires quick-thinking, tolerance, and an ability to look good in a 1970’s era moustache.

And this applies to hockey… how? You’ve seen Barney Miller having to deal with Inspector Lugar? Well, it’s kind of like dealing with Bill McCreary.


Capt. Wallace B. (“Old Leadbottom”) Binghamton

Posting: Commander of a patrol boat fleet in the Pacific theater of World War II

Style: Relentless, temperamental, perpetually frustrated, and… oh, yeah… loud. Seems to have spent entire tour of duty in a single-minded pursuit to catch a subordinate PT boat commander red-handed in one of his weekly opportunistic schemes.

And this applies to hockey… how? Well, it probably has something to do with being loud. We’re working on that.


Capt. Horatio Magellan Crunch

Posting: On the front of cereal boxes for almost half a century

Style: Well, stylish (it’s an epaulets thing). As a problem-solver, uses a method best described as “crunch-a-tizing.” We have yet to find this method in the management literature.

And this applies to hockey… how? C’mon, any Captain named “Crunch” is born for hockey. He couldn’t be any more “hockey” if his first name was “Brendan.” Besides, have you seen Ovechkin actually play?


Capt. James Tiberius Kirk

Posting: Captain of the Starship Enterprise (NCC-1701)

Style: Scene-chewing, but oh, how the ladies love him. A port in every star cluster, as it were. No one faced higher odds against him in battle; no one faced grimmer situations in going where no man has gone before (or in trying to settle one of the interminable arguments between Dr. McCoy and Commander Spock). He could be flip with a phrase one moment, deadly with a phaser the next. No Starfleet regulation was stiff enough he couldn’t bend it, no Romulan tough enough he couldn’t vanquish him.

And this applies to hockey… how? OK, OK, Ovechkin likes the ladies, too. But on the other hand, he can be flip in a commercial one moment, deadly with a laser wrist shot the next. Besides, couldn’t you imagine Ovechkin in the locker room before a big game saying, “we may go up in the biggest ball of fire since the last sun in these parts exploded, but we've GOT to take that one-in-ten-thousand chance!"


So… what sort of Captain is Alex Ovechkin going to be? Ahab-like with an obsessive desire to vanquish Sidney Crosby? The “crunch-a-tizer” that reflects a certain “Captain Crunch” mentality? The flexible and accommodating leader of an ensemble cast like Barney Miller? The hard-charging, rules-be-damned Captain Kirk? Or like the quick-with-a-whistle von Trapp? Only time will tell, but there is no shortage of role models to look to for advice.

He just might want to think twice about taking it.

A TWO-point night: Caps 4 - Canadiens 2


Workmanlike.

It wasn’t pretty, or more to the point, the Caps weren’t effective when they tried to be pretty. But when they just let fly, good things happened. They parlayed some welcome offense from Alexander Semin (two goals) and Tomas Fleischmann (goal, two assists), and a strange goal from Eric Fehr into a 4-2 win over the Montreal Canadiens in Game 1 AO (After Ovechkin was named permanent captain).

It wasn’t just a night of firsts for Ovechkin, either. It was Tomas Fleischmann’s first night as a full-time (well, almost full-time) center, and the early returns are quite encouraging. Of course, the only reason the Caps are doing this is as prelude to a blockbuster trade (hee-yeah… right).

But back to the game, it was a case of the Caps taking advantage of what looked like an off night for the Montreal defense (for the sake of Habs fans, we hope so… you’d look far and wide before you found a defenseman in white who had a good night). It would have been worse on the Canadiens had not the Caps all too often tried to make one last pass, foregoing a shot at netminder Carey Price. Bobby Bigpants had a decent game, but for the early part of the evening he either had really good looks at shots, or the Caps misfired (the Caps had 30 shot attempts in the first period, 11 on goal, none in the net).

In the second period, the Caps made things a bit easier on themselves by making things simpler for themselves. It didn’t hurt that Montreal took a couple of boneheaded roughing penalties – Scott Gomez for starting a kerfuffle moments after Semin scored to put the Caps up 3-1, retaliating for Semin tripping a Canadien who dropped Semin to the ice; and Maxim Lapierre for starting a scrum at the Washington net at a stoppage of play. The Caps didn’t score on either of those power plays, but coming in the latter parts of the second period, with Montreal down 3-1, the Canadiens could not establish any offensive rhythm to get themselves back in the game.

After that, it was a matter of clamping down. That does not mean playing prevent defense, and it looked for a while as if the Caps were doing just that. It made it easier for the Canadiens to make a game of it when Mike Knuble took the first of his two penalties in the third period. The Canadiens scored on the resulting power play, causing an uneasy grumble among the Caps faithful.

But that’s as close as Montreal would get, Semin slamming the door on the comeback by rifling a shot past Price with just over two minutes left in regulation. And thus, the Reign of Alexander The Captain began with a glorious victory… well, a victory.

Other stuff…

-- We are always impressed by Price’s preternatural calm in net. Nothing seems to faze him. But calm can become sleepy in the blink of an eye, too. Price’s calm served him well when he could get good looks at shots and let Caps commit (his waiting on Mike Green to go high glove when Green had space and time to wind and fire anywhere he wanted was the best example). But later, when Caps like Semin and Fehr were shooting from odd angles or through screens, Price could only wave at the puck.

-- The goal by Fehr was well-deserved. It wasn’t pretty, to be sure. He took a feed from Brooks Laich and just shoveled the puck to the net. But in the “good things happen when you shoot” file, it hit a body in front and caromed into the net. It’s a bit of a reward for all the hard work he does at the other end forechecking. That’s two goals in three games for Fehr (with a healthy scratch thrown in).

-- One game at center, one three-point game… Tomas Fleischmann’s first three-point game of the year. Shoot, he even won six of nine draws.

-- Whether he was a winger or a center, Fleischmann made a really smart play when defenseman Andrei Markov ended up without a stick. He skated right at him from the corner. With Markov unable to employ a stick to poke check or otherwise harrass him, Flesichmann had more or less an unimpeded path to the net, where he beat Price low to the stick side.

-- John Erskine had a rough night. He couldn’t keep Scott Gomez from bothering him off the puck behind the Caps net just before Montreal scored their first goal of the evening, and he seemed to have a devil of a time keeping his skates under him. It showed in the third period. Whereas he had 5:48 and 4:17 in ice time in periods one and two, he was limited to 2:43 in the third.

-- Interesting move with Montreal on the power play and a faceoff in the Caps end. The Caps sent out Nicklas Backstrom late with David Steckel taking the draw. Insurance, one supposes (since Backstrom came off right after the draw). Such is the Montreal power play that you’d want that second center out there in the event Steckel was tossed from the circle.

-- Here’s a line… 2:42 in ice time, no shots, no shots blocked, no missed shots, no hits, no giveaways, no takeaways, no blocked shots, no faceoffs taken . That’s your line, Georges Laraque.

-- Michal Neuvirth tied for the team lead in giveaways. OK, it was only two, but still… that’s not a stat you want your goalie tying for the team lead in.

-- Neuvirth was solid in the usual goaltender responsibilities. Montreal scored on goal off a deflection and another when a pass nicked a skate on the way through. Hard to fault Neuvirth in either instance. But something to note about Neuvirth is that the skaters look to play with more discipline in their own end in front of him. Whatever the reason, he is now 4-2-0 in his last six decisions, 2.34, .918. Pretty respectable for a guy who under normal circumstances would be starting in Hershey.

-- He didn’t get a star, but should have (we hope he got the hard hat). Matt Bradley had ten minutes of raw cracklin’ energy out there. He was chugging all over the ice hunting down Canadiens and had a couple of nice scoring chances (he had four shots to Ovechkin’s three tonight).

-- When Alex Ovechkin signed his contract extension with the Caps, he celebrated the way you might expect – he went on a six-game goal scoring streak. David Steckel signed a contract extension today, and he celebrated the way you might expect him to – he won ten of 12 draws. Each man playing their role.

The Caps looked a bit listless in the first period and tried to get a little too cute when they did have some energy. If not for that, this game might have been over early. Frankly, we were very much underwhelmed by Montreal. Perhaps it was the absence of the Kostitsyns, who provide quite a bit of skill to the lineup. But at five-on-five the Canadiens weren’t much of a threat to score, and in fact did only by way of a fluky bounce.

But two points is two points, and on the night when the Caps reached the 25-win mark, they churned out the points in a workmanlike effort, the kind that will see them through the long days of January.

Tuesday, January 05, 2010

OK...so let me get this straight

This...



...did better than this...



...in television ratings in Philadelphia.

This isn't about Philly, the Mummers are a big deal there (the Mummers also beat the Tournament of Roses Parade in ratings). This is about NBC...

Nice call, guys.

The Peerless Prognosticator is ON THE AIR!!! -- Caps vs. Canadiens, January 5th

The Peerless Prognosticator is ON THE AIR!!!

The Caps return home this evening for a contest with the Montreal Canadiens. A home game has been a rare occurence for the Caps, their having skated on home ice only five times since Thanksgiving.

"Monsieur Peerless, Monsieur Peerless…"

Who's that?

"It's me, your old pal Frenchy..."

Listen, Frenchy, let me ask you something. Do you like good food?

"Oh, but of course. Uh, the French love good food."

Well, then, I guess that would make you an "Eatie Gourmet."

"Oh, ho, ho, ho, Monsieur Peerless… "

Oh, Frenchy.

"Oh, ho, ho, Monsieur Peerless."

You know, I really shouldn't kid Frenchy...because sometimes he "Stan Getz" mad at me, and he could "Al Hirt" me.

"Uh, Monsieur Peerless, let's make some prognostications."

Okay, Frenchy. What would you like to hear?

"Well, uh, I love a good happy ending for ze Caps as much as the next man."

Well, Frenchy, it isn’t any funnier now than it was when you did that schtick in the movie, but we are a sucker for a happy ending, even if "happy" is not the sort of ending the Caps have had lately. The Caps are losers of their last three games in regulation, which hasn’t happened in more than two years. They will look to keep that number from growing to four in a row when they host the Montreal Canadiens, winners of six of their last eight games coming into this contest.

The Habs have been hanging at the periphery of the playoff mix for a while now, a product of a good – if not great – December in which they went 9-7-1. The Canadiens might be forgiven for such a finish to the year, given that they played in four back-to-back contests during the month, and five times they played three games in four nights (including a four-in-six nights run in the middle of the month). They’ve been busy. Overall, their numbers shake out like this…



What the Canadiens have been doing right is converting on the power play. Leading the league in power play conversions is not new to Montreal, in that they led the league in both the 2006-2007 and 2007-2008 seasons (slipping to 13th last year). At the moment they are the only team standing between the Caps and the top spot in that measure (24.8 percent to 23.5 percent).

And it really was about the power play in December. Of the 48 goals the Canadiens scored in the month, 18 were the result of power plays. They were 18-for-47 for the month – 38.3 percent. After going 0-for-6 in their first three games of the month, they sizzled at 43.9 percent in the last 14 games of December.

They do spread it around, too. Three players for Montreal have at least five power play goals on the season – a defenseman, a center, and a winger. Marc-Andre Bergeron leads the Canadien blueliners in scoring (10-22-32), and he is tied for the team lead in power play goals with six. 15 of his 32 points have come on the power play.

Andrei Kostitsyn will be absent on the wing for this game, and his five power play goals will be missed, but an old friend to Caps fans could pick up the slack. Glen Metropolit is tied for the team lead in power play goals with Bergeron (six), and eight of his 20 points overall have been scored while on the man advantage. It is putting Metropolit on a pace for the highest scoring season of his career. His pace of 20-20-40 would eclipse his 2007-2008 season with Boston (11-22-33).

But what seems to feed it all is the play of Tomas Plekanec. The center leads the team in overall scoring (10-36-46) and is the straw that stirs the drink on the power play, having recorded 17 assists on the man advantage (1-17-18). He has been a royal pain in the backside for the Caps, too, going 8-9-17 in his last 14 games against the Caps.

The Canadiens seem not to have settled on a number one goaltender, as Jaroslav Halak has been pushing Carey Price all season for the responsibility. Halak’s numbers are not that much better than Price’s. In GAA they are virtually identical (2.64 for Halak to 2.62 for Price), as is their save percentage (.922 for Halak to .916 for Price). What Halak has done that Price hasn’t is win (11-6-0 versus 10-14-3 for Price). Halak comes into this game as the hot goalie for Montreal, 6-2-0 in his last eight decisions with a 2.24 GAA and .944 save percentage. Of note is the fact that he’s faced a ton of shots – an average of just over 40 shots per game in his last eight appearances.

Price, though, has gotten the call in each of the previous two meetings of the club this season, going 1-0-1, 2.40, .912 in the process. The strange part of his record against the Caps is that in four decisions, he has only one win. But he has yet to lose in regulation to the Caps, losing on three occasions in extra time.

The Peerless’ Players to Ponder

Montreal: Andrei Markov

Markov has played in 29 career games against the Caps. He has yet to record a goal. There is no team against which he has played this often and failed to do so. Since coming back from having a tendon in his ankle lacerated, he is 3-8-11 in eight games. And, in keeping with the theme, he is 3-3-6 on the power play in those games. He had a seven-game scoring streak broken in the Canadiens’ last time out, a 1-0 loss to the Buffalo Sabres.

Washington: Tom Poti

Poti leads the Caps in shorthanded ice time per game by a fairly wide margin (3:27/game to 2:59 for David Steckel and 2:34 for the next defenseman in line, Jeff Schultz). Given how hot the Canadiens’ power play has been, he’s going to have a bulls-eye on him whenever the Caps are a man short.

Keys:

1. Irresistible force, meet immovable object. While the Montreal power play is the most efficient in the NHL, it might not be the most effective one. Why? Well, no team in the NHL has had fewer power play opportunities than the Canadiens (124, compared to 162 for the 13th-ranked Caps). On the other hand, the Canadiens have converted a whopping 33.9 percent of their road advantages, by far best in the league. The Caps have allowed the fifth fewest man advantages in the league this year at home, averaging 3.6-per-game, and the third fewest power play goals overall (eight). That is largely a function of the Caps having played fewer home games than any team in the league, but this is still the game within a game that bears watching.

2. 42… Of the 110 goals scored this year by the Canadiens, that is the number they scored in the second period of games, the most of any period. It also happens to be the number of goals allowed by the Caps in the second period of games, the most of any period. Montreal hasn’t lost a game when leading after the second period this year (13-0-0). The Caps are 3-7-2 when trailing after two periods. Whoever wins the second period is likely to win this game.

3. Familiar surroundings? Since Thanksgiving the Caps have played only five games (of 16 total) at home. Will the Caps settle in and feel comfortable in their new/familiar surroundings the first time back after a long trip west and after spending so much time away from the friendly confines of Verizon Center? The Caps are, after all, the East’s best home team, winning percentage-wise.

In the end, this game is likely to turn on how many opportunities the Canadiens get on the power play. Hold them to four or fewer, and the huge advantage the Caps have in 5-on-5 play (a difference of almost two-thirds of a goal per game) is magnified. That’s where the game will be won…

Caps 4 – Canadiens 2

Saturday, January 02, 2010

A NO-point night: Kings 2 - Caps 1

Well, the first half is in the books.

It wasn’t the way the Caps would have wanted to end the first half, a string of three losses with the last one coming this afternoon in Los Angeles at the hands of the Kings, 2-1. Not only are the Caps ending the first half on a downer, they lost Nicklas Backstrom for the last 37 minutes of the game this afternoon with symptoms of a migraine headache.

But the operative word for today’s game was “special.” As in “what happened to the Caps’ special teams, specifically the power play?” The Caps had five power plays this afternoon, including a 53-second 5-on-3 during which they managed only one shot on Kings goaltender Jonathan Quick. The Caps did manage to score once on the man advantage, a laser from Mike Green early in the second period. They also managed to give one up on the power play when three Caps got caught below their own goal line, the other two losing track of Michal Handzus, who took a pass from Brad Richardson and rifled the puck past Michal Neuvirth and Mike Green to give the Kings their final margin for the win.

Other stuff, including intermittent looks on the bright side…

-- The Caps end the first half 24-11-6, which is just slightly behind their pace at the turn last year (27-11-3).

-- Despite the extra work the power play has been getting in practice, it looks discombobulated. Guys look as if they know not where to go, when to shoot, which pass to make. Part of that might have been the absence of Backstrom, but it can’t explain all of it.

-- Again, the Caps have shown no particular skill in winning close, low-scoring games. This is the sixth consecutive loss in games where they scored three or fewer goals.

-- With Atlanta sinking like a rock (4-10-2 since December 1st), the Caps now have a 12-point lead on second-place Tampa Bay in the Southeast. Even without the “Southeast Exception,” the Caps have the third-best record (standings points) in the East.

-- It’s one thing for Karl Alzner not to have a shot attempt. It’s another for Quintin Laing not to have one. But Mike Knuble?

-- Is the 3:19 shift Alex Ovechkin took early in the third period the longest shift in the NHL this year? If it is, the shifts of 2:58 and 2:26 he took in his last two shifts of the game can’t be far behind. He was on the ice for 5:24 of the last 7:39 of the game.

-- Mike Green was right behind, skating 5:03 of the last 7:39.

-- By way of comparison, Raitis Ivanans skated a total of 3:59 for the Kings.

-- When a team outshoots the opponent 27-19, out-attempts them 56-44, you’d have to think the other goalie had a good game. He did… but it didn’t hurt getting a few extra quick whistles with pucks lying open in the crease, either.

-- This ended a five-game points streak for Ovechkin. The Caps are 1-6-0 in the seven games in which he failed to register a point this year.

-- Too bad Mike Green didn’t have more goaltender in him… if he’d been able to hug that short side post more, Handzus might not have had any room to tuck the puck into the net on the game-winner. But hey, you want to stick your face in there when a guy is snapping the puck at it?

-- At least the Caps managed to end up with a double-digit shot total for the first period. Next objective… getting a goal. This was the third straight game without a goal in the first period for the top first-period-scoring team in the league.

-- That makes 7-3-0 for the Kings against the East (4-1-0 against the Southeast). The Caps are now 5-4-1 against the West (1-2-0 against the Pacific).

-- So, who is having the worse slump?... the Caps (losers of their last three by a combined score of 13-6) or the Penguins (losers of their last four by a combined score of 13-7)?

-- So, who is having the worse slump II? Alexander Semin (0-1-1, even, in his last four games in which the Caps are 1-3-0) or Evgeni Malkin (0-1-1, minus-4 in the Pens’ four-game slump)?

-- Before we all join hands and go off the deep end, let’s remember, the Caps are 3-3-0 in their last six games skating a goaltender in five of those six games who should be tending goal against Binghamton this evening. That said, Michal Neuvirth had allowed more than two goals only once in those five games (3-2-0, 2.41, .917).

-- By the same token, this is something that has to be worked out, and we note with a bit of a head scratch that Braden Holtby is getting his second straight start of the weekend tonight for the Bears against Binghamton. Is Semyon Varlamov not ready for even his conditioning assignment?

-- Three players were on the ice for all three goals… the goalies and Mike Green. Busy night.

The Kings played this one as if it was a road game – deliberate, strong on the boards, few chances taken. In other words, they outworked the Caps for much of the game. And the Caps really do have to find ways to win games like this. They are fine at the 5-3 win, but not so much at the 3-2 variety (the sort they needed today). They are coming home, but they will be greeting the Montreal Canadiens in doing it, winners of six of their last seven. Then Ottawa, winners of three of their last four. If you are thinking this gets easier, well, maybe it doesn’t.

The Caps have not lost four games in regulation since losing five in a row, November 10-21, 2007. You might remember what happened when that happened. We’re not suggesting any changes of such magnitude are being considered or should be made, only that it’s been a while since the Caps have had to deal with this sort of regular season adversity. It will be interesting to see just how they deal with it.

Friday, January 01, 2010

The Peerless Prognosticator is ON THE AIR!!! -- Caps vs. Kings, January 2nd

The Peerless Prognosticator is ON THE AIR!!!

It’s a new year and a clean slate for all of us. For the Capitals, they get to make their first marks on the slate this afternoon (note: 4:00 PM Eastern start time) against the Los Angeles Kings in beautiful Los Angeles, the City of Angels…

“Dat iss not de fool name uff da city…”

Governor?

“Ja…und dat iss not de fool name uff Los Angeles.”

You don’t say?

“El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de Los Angeles de la Porciuncula.”

I must say, your Spanish is impeccable.

“Rosetta Stone.”

Too bad they don’t have one of those for English.

“Fery vunny. Zere are many udder vacts about Los Angeles you might not be avair uff.”

Zuch… I mean, such as?

“Frrrrench Dip vuss infented in Los Angeles.”

They invented Nicolas Sarkozy?

“Ferry vunny…oh, und did you know dat de first Hollyvood production company opened in an abandoned tavern in de city?”

It would explain a lot…

“Und ze first parking meter vuss in Los Angeles.”

I’m betting it’s still broken.

“You are a real comedian…you zhould vurk at The Laugh Factory.”

Oh, that’s ok… I’d hate to interrupt your act.

Well, this is the first act of 2010, and the Caps are in Los Angeles hoping to make opening night a successful one. The Caps come into this one with a record of 19-9-1-4 in “first games” of the new year (not counting the late start in 1994-1995) and winners of their last two by a combined score of 13-7. Only twice have the Caps played the Kings in the year’s first game, splitting two decisions – an 8-3 win in 1979 and a 7-4 loss in 1990.

What these two teams reflect is the difference between the Eastern and Western conferences. The Caps, with 55 points, sit third in the East. The Kings, meanwhile, are sitting in the eighth spot in the West, only two points ahead of the Dallas Stars. But the Kings are a formidable club in their own right, having earned 49 standings points at their half-way point of the season. It says something that the 3rd and 10th place teams in the West are separated by a mere six points. The overall numbers of these two teams fall out as follows:



The Kings come into this one in a bit of a slump, having lost five of their last seven games. Six of those seven games were played on the road, which made the Kings the NHL’s road warriors at this point in the season. No team has played more games away from home than have the Kings (24).

In those last seven games the Kings have not suffered from poor defense – they allowed only 18 goals in going 2-5-0. What they have had is a lack of offense. In only their most recent game – a 5-2 win over Minnesota that broke a four-game losing streak -- did the Kings score more than three goals.

Brad Richardson (2-4-6) and Michal Handzus (2-4-6) are the leading scorers for the Kings in this seven-game slide. You might be forgiven for not knowing who Brad Richardson is, as this is his fifth season in the NHL and only his second in which he has dressed for more than half his team’s games. It might be a measure of the difficulties the Kings have had on offense that one of their leading scorers in these last seven games is the Kings’ 13th leading scorer for the season. He has appeared twice against the Caps and has not yet recorded a point.

Handzus, on the other hand, is not unknown to Caps fans. In his 11 seasons in the NHL he spent three of them skating for the Philadelphia Flyers – his only stop in the Eastern Conference among the five teams for which he has played. He is also 2-4-6 in this seven game run and is 2-3-5 in his last four. Fun fact: His nickname is “Zeus.” Guess it has to be. In 20 career games against Washington he is 6-7-13.

Alexander Frolov leads the Kings in goals in their 2-5-0 stretch (three). Although he is 3-2-5 in these games, it took a 2-1-3 effort against the Wild in his most recent game to pull him up to 4-2-6 in his last 11 games. A player of immense individual skill, he hasn’t yet put things together. It looked as if he might after a 35-goal campaign in 2006-2007 and again after last year’s 32-goal season, but since the lockout Frolov has averaged 30-38-68 per-82 games. Good, but it would seem he should be doing more. He has seven goals in his last 28 games. He has had some success against the Caps, though, going 4-6-10 in seven career games.

The mystery for the Kings is what is going on with Anze Kopitar. Before Thanksgiving, Kopitar was playing as if he would be the player to end Alex Ovechkin’s consecutive run on Hart Trophy wins. In 25 games before Thanksgiving, Kopitar was 14-19-33, plus-6 in 25 games. Since? It’s another story, altogether. In 16 games since, he is 2-4-6, minus-4. Those two goals are all he’s had since Veterans Day. What Kopitar has had, though, is success against the Caps. Last year he was 3-1-4 in two wins over Washington, and he is 4-1-5 in four career games against the Capitals.

The Kings feature two defensemen who will be making appearances in the Olympic Games in February. Jack Johnson was named yesterday to Team USA, while Drew Doughty was named to Team Canada on Wednesday. Neither have reached their 23rd birthday, but they serve as the Kings’ defensive cornerstones and should do so for the next decade or more. The pair are a combined 13-30-42 so far this year, with Doughty’s 9-18-27 in 41 games putting him in a tie for sixth in scoring among NHL defensemen.

In goal, Jonathan Quick has appeared in 37 of the Kings’ 41 games and would seem to be the one to get the nod for this one. The sturdily built Quick (6’1”, 223, more like an outside linebacker) is another Olympian on the Kings roster, the Connecticut native having been named as the third goaltender for Team USA. In this 2-5-0 run by the Kings, he has played well enough to be better than 2-4-0, but his 2.69 GAA and .905 save percentage can’t be described as “sparkling.” Quick has faced the Caps once in his career, taking a 5-4 decision last season in Washington.

The Peerless’ Players to Ponder

Los Angeles: Dustin Brown

Last year’s Kings’ MVP is a feisty sort who is likely to draw checking responsibility against the likes of Alex Ovechkin. He has the capacity to frustrate and get under the skin of opponents. He is also the big hitter on this team – 143, third in the league. In last year’s series, he not only made life difficult for the Caps in the Kings’ end, he chipped in a goal and three assists in the two games, the goal being the game-winner in the Kings’ 5-2 win in Washington on November 20th. He is 1-3-4 in five career games against the Capitals.

Washington: Alexander Semin

Semin has one goal in his last eight games and three in his last 12. He has not had a lot of success against the Western Conference – 14-12-26 in 42 games over the last three seasons and so far in this one. Watch for how much he contributes on the power play. He is 3-7-10 on the power play in wins this year, but he has only one power play goal since Veterans Day.

Keys:

1. Olympi-drama. Drew Doughty is going to Vancouver for Team Canada, Mike Green is not. Green has more goals, more assists, more points, a better plus-minus, logs more ice time, has more blocked shots, has a better takeaway-to-giveaway ratio. The question here is, will Green use this as motivation to bear down and focus on the game at hand, or will he play outside himself in a more individual attempt to outshine Doughty?

2. Three is not the charm. The Caps have not lost three consecutive games in regulation this year and in fact have not done so since March 1-5 last year. The Caps will get a scheduling break after this with 11 of their next 18 games at home, but with Buffalo now having caught the Caps in the standings and Pittsburgh breathing down their necks with Boston not far behind, stopping the bleeding is important here.

3. Keep the box empty. Los Angeles has had fewer power play opportunities on home ice than any team in the league (54 in 17 games). The Caps have allowed a respectable 85 power plays on the road in 22 games (15th most in the league). If the Caps can keep the Kings from adding to that home ice power play total, their superior 5-on-5 play should put them over the top.

The Kings are one of those teams it is easy to underrate. They aren’t seen much back east, and they’ve had some difficult seasons in recent years. But they have come along nicely in the fashion you’d like to do it, building from the goal on out. The Caps have alternated wins and losses in their last four trips to Los Angeles. Having lost on their last trip…

Caps 4 – Kings 2

Runway Hockey

Silence...

If you go to the web site of the Washington Times this morning, you will find an entry there by Corey Masisak on his blog, “In the Room.” Don’t wait long to read it, for it is likely to be the last entry we will be seeing from Corey for a while (hopefully a very short while) and the last we will see from the Washington Times about the Capitals.

The Washington Times has decided to close its sports desk.

If anyone thinks this is good, that this is the sort of “creative destruction” that a vibrant economy needs to grow, this fan is here to tell you, “bullshit!”

Sports is the “music” of the high school curriculum, seen as something of a luxury item in a newspaper that aspires to bigger things, seen as something that can be discarded so that the “real” business of news or education can proceed when things might not be going so well when it comes to the economics of it.

Truth be told, and politics aside, the Washington Times sports section was the only thing leading me to put some coins in the box most every morning and read the Times. And Corey Masisak was one of those writers who did a splendid job on his beat, which happened to be covering the Washington Capitals. His was a particularly hard job to do in that he was coming on the heels of a legend in the Washington sports media universe. Replacing a “hall of famer" – the late Dave Fay, who is remembered at the Hall of Fame for his winning the Elmer Ferguson Memorial Award for his distinguished career in newspaper journalism – is a tough act to perform.

We had the pleasure of knowing Corey only through his words – his beat coverage of the team, his “In the Room" blog, and his frequent Twitter updates. To call his body of work a “must read” for Caps fans is faint praise indeed. He had grown into a worthy successor to the beat Dave Fay walked for so many years.

Unfortunately, that body of work rests incomplete because of decisions made in the corporate offices of the Times. These are tough times indeed, doubly so for newspapers, a medium that finds itself in jeopardy of extinction itself. But the tough times will pass, as they always seem to do in a vibrant economy. What won’t pass, it appears, are the tough times that Caps fans will now endure without Corey Masisak lending his voice to the coverage of the team on its march (we hope) to a Stanley Cup.

There are those who have, and no doubt will, spout crocodile tears over the demise of one more piece of the newspaper industry. We’ll hear how newspapers don’t get it, how they haven’t kept up with new media techniques and technologies, that online news and the emergence of bloggers is where the medium is headed, and so on.

Well, we think that sentiment is so much nonsense, and we think Corey “got it” in a big way, as did many of his colleagues at the Times. The Washington sports community is diminished for his, and their absence. In his last entry, Corey states:

“When I started covering this team I knew there were shoes too big for me to fill when Dave Fay passed away, but I am positive the standards and expectations set by his work made me work as hard and I could.”

Well, as one reader, let me say this. If Dave Fay’s shoes couldn’t be filled, you certainly wore them comfortably. You and your words will be missed. Here is hoping we get to read them again very soon.

Top Ten Stories of 2009 -- Number 1: The Series



“The poetry is all in the anticipation, for there is none in reality”

-- Mark Twain


Number 1: The Series


On July 22, 2005, the Pittsburgh Penguins won the Sidney Crosby Sweepstakes when their ping pong ball came up in a lottery to assign the order of selection for the 2005 entry draft. From that day forward, there was keen anticipation of the first playoff meeting of Crosby of the Penguins and Ovechkin of the Capitals. Never mind that the teams would play regular season games against one another; it wouldn’t really matter in the broader world of hockey until they met on a stage where the stakes truly mattered.

It came to pass that in the second round of the 2009 Stanley Cup playoffs, the teams would finally meet on the big stage. The Penguins dispatched the Philadelphia Flyers in a six-game series, and the Caps came back from a 3-1 deficit to overtake the New York Rangers in a seven game series. For the Penguins it would be a step toward a return to the Stanley Cup final. For the Capitals it would be the first time they played in a playoff series later than the first round since dropping a series to the Detroit Red Wings in the 1998 Stanley Cup finals.

Game 1 – The Save

Going into the game, all eyes were on the principals in this battle – Alex Ovechkin and Sidney Crosby. Little did anyone know that a goalie would steal the show. Semyon Varlamov had been called up to the Caps twice during the regular season, compiling a record of 4-0-1, 2.37, .918. But his star really shone in the first round series against the Rangers when he came on in relief of a less-than-effective Jose Theodore and posted a record of 4-2, 1.17, .957, with two shutouts. The Penguins, though, were a considerable step up in weight class.

The game was played closely enough, with the Penguins taking the lead on a goal by Crosby (of course), then the Caps coming back to take a lead on a goal by Ovechkin (naturally). Mark Eaton tied the game for the Penguins midway through the second period on a long shot from the point that was characterized by NBC analyst Pierre McGuire as one with “a lot of odor on it,” referring to Varlamov misplaying the puck with his glove. Five minutes after the goal, though, Varlamov would redeem himself indeed.

With the clock head toward two minutes remaining in the period Sidney Crosby skated through the neutral zone with Chris Kunitz -- Mike Green and Tom Poti back for the Caps. At the Caps’ line, Crosby left the puck for Kunitz cutting behind him. Kunitz curled in as Crosby darted for the net. Kunitz laid a pass right onto Crosby’s tape for what looked like a tap-in and the tying goal. But Semyon Varlamov planted his left skate, pushed off and dove at the shot Crosby took, getting the paddle of his stick on the puck just as it reached the goal line. It was enough to allow Varlamov to deflect it back and out of harm’s way so that Mike Green could move it out of danger.

It was left to the trio of Alexander Semin, Nicklas Backstrom, and Tomas Fleischmann to make Varlamov’s effort worthwhile, when early in the third period, Semin gained the Penguin line. He then slapped a pass to Nicklas Backstrom at the top of the left wing circle. Gliding in further, Backstrom snapped a pass to Fleischmann, who had rushed for the net. Fleischmann chipped the puck over Marc-Andre Fleury for what would be the game-winner. But it was Varlamov who would be called upon to make that goal stand up, and he did, turning away all 13 shots he faced in the period to give the Caps the 3-2 win in Game 1.

Game 2 – Anything you can do…

Game 2 began much as did Game 1, with a goal by Sidney Crosby, this time in the game’s seventh minute as the Penguins were on a power play. It was the only goal of the first period, although it could have been more. Varlamov was dancing in the crease once more, first halting a breakaway by Kris Letang, then coming up with bang-bang saves on Crosby and Sergei Gonchar to keep the margin to a single goal. But if anyone thought this would be a battle of goaltenders, the second period might not have put an end to that thinking, but the scorers did get a measure of revenge.

Ovechkin and Crosby exchanged signature goals – Ovechkin on a one-timer on a cross-ice pass from Viktor Kozlov, Crosby from the doorstep batting home a loose puck. But it was an odd bounce that led to the second Washington goal of the period. Brian Pothier took a shot from outside that hit a Penguin and ricocheted to Tyler Sloan. Sloan fired, and the puck deflected again, but not back outside, rather to the edge of the right wing circle, right onto the tape of David Steckel, who snapped the puck past Fleury before the netminder could reset himself.

The period became the Alex Ovechkin Show. With Evgeni Malkin off on a tripping call, Nicklas Backstrom won a draw in the Penguin end, kicking the puck back to Mike Green. Green forwarded the puck to Ovechkin at the left circle, and Ovechkin wired it on a one-timer over Fleury’s blocker to give the Caps the lead. Three minutes later, it was all Ovechkin. Picking up a puck that Kozlov dug out from along the boards at the benches, Ovechkin carried the puck into the Penguin zone. Moving right to left through the zone, he pulled the puck back to his forehand and froze defenseman Sergei Gonchar. That provided enough of a screen for Ovechkin to unleash a wrist shot that eluded Fleury over his catching glove, giving the Caps a two-goal lead and Ovechkin the hat trick that would inspire some unseemly complaining on the part of the Caps’ favorite Penguin.

The Caps would need that two-goal margin in the end. With the clock ticking toward 30 seconds remaining and the Penguins having a 6-4 manpower advantage (power play plus an extra attacker), Sidney Crosby took three whacks at a loose puck just to Varlamov’s left, the last whack batting the puck out of mid-air and into the net to close the margin to one and lend some suspense to the last half-minute of play and the score standing at 4-3, where it would remain. Crosby’s weren’t the only whacks on the play. In the seconds leading up to Crosby’s effort, Chris Kunitz took some mighty whacks of his own – at the side of Varlamov’s head with some deftly placed cross checks as Varlamov was defending his right post. The NHL chose not to punish Kunitz, and the series moved to Pittsburgh with the Caps up, 2-0.

Game 3 – Bounces

A hockey puck is not round. It has edges, and as such it can take some pretty strange bounces. Such would be the case in Game 3, early and late. Less than 90 seconds in the Caps sent the puck into the Pittsburgh end, and the Penguins began a line change. But down in the Pittsburgh end, Marc-Andre Fleury was losing his stick as the puck was taking an odd hop off the boards and coming back up the slot. The last skater a Penguin fan would want to see first on the puck was just that, as Alex Ovechkin rifled it into the twine before Fleury could get back in front of his net.

Ruslan Fedotenko got it back for Pittsburgh when he took Maxime Talbot with him on a 2-on-1 rush into the Caps zone. Looking as if he might pass, then passing (or at least appearing to), the puck slid through or deflected off a sliding Milan Jurcina, back defending for the Caps, and past Varlamov.

It was Evgeni Malkin who would then tear a page from the Ovechkin handbook. Cradling the puck on his stick, he curled against the grain to the top of the circles in the Capitals’ end. Taking advantage of the wash in front of him, Malkin sailed the puck through a screen and past Varlamov before the goalie could flinch. Malkin put an exclamation point on it with a leap into the glass for good measure.

It would be yet another odd bounce that would get the game tied once more. With the clock showing less than two minutes in regulation and the Caps on a power play, Alexander Semin and Nicklas Backstrom played catch along the boards in the Penguins end. Semin ended up with the puck and tried to feed Ovechkin steaming down the slot. The puck ricocheted back behind the goal line to Fleury’s right, however, onto the stick of Backstrom. From there, Backstrom flicked the puck toward the pile in front where it appeared to bounce off Fleury and into the net to tie the game.

It would not be the last odd bounce. No, that one would be a two-fer. In overtime, Sidney Crosby took a draw against David Steckel in the Caps’ end. Crosby had a history of difficulty in faceoffs (those things being relative, considering the other skills he brings), while Steckel is one of the best faceoff men in the league. Not on this draw. Crosby won it, pulling the puck back to Mark Eaton, who guided the puck over to Kris Letang. Letang let fly with a one timer that clipped first Shaone Morrisonn, then the pipe on its way to the back of the net to give the Penguins the 3-2 overtime win.

Game 4 – Cracks

If you go back and listen to the play-by-play of the first three games, two things can be taken away from it. First, the Penguins were spending an inordinate amount of time in the Capitals’ end of the ice, getting a ton of shots in doing so, and Semyon Varlamov was playing out of his mind, even though he did allow eight goals in the first three games.

In Game 4, Varlamov would finally show some cracks under the unrelenting pressure the Penguins were applying. Nicklas Backstrom would get the Caps off on the right foot early, scoring on the game’s first shot 36 seconds into the game. But the Penguins would storm back with three unanswered goals in the first period, two of them long-range shots that Varlamov should have stopped. It might have been entirely different had Sergei Fedorov: a) had one shot that hit the post ricochet in instead of out, and b) been able to take a nice feed from John Erskine and lift a forehand just a little higher over a sprawled Marc Andre Fleury. He didn’t but that wasn’t the worst of things for the Caps – or the Penguins – in the period. Alex Ovechkin and Sergei Gonchar collided knee-on-knee, and Gonchar took the worst of it. It was the sort of hit that might have resulted in “supplemental discipline” in the regular season, but on this occasion the NHL took no action.

As for the rest, it was a case of Varlamov finally looking like a barely-21-year old goaltender in his first playoff. He had his moments of top-notch saves – again the Penguins were putting relentless pressure on the Caps – but the goals he allowed were more often on the sorts of shots he might see in pre-game warm-ups. It was not a good night for the young goalie or for the Caps as the Penguins tied the series with the 5-3 win.

Game 5 – Bounces II

In the history of this rivalry, the Caps and Penguins had played in seven Games 5. The Penguins won them all. Even if this game was being played at Verizon Center, it was a lot of history to overcome. And after a scoreless first period, it looked as if history was going to repeat itself early in the second. Jordan Staal circled around the Caps’ net and left the puck for Miroslav Satan. Satan sent the puck right back to Staal at the edge of the right wing circle, and Staal snapped it past Semyon Varlamov for the game’s first goal.

But history would be put on hold as Alex Ovechkin and Nicklas Backstrom notched goals in the second to give the Caps the lead at the second intermission. But that lead wouldn’t last a full minute of the third period, as Ruslan Fedotenko took a drop pass from Evgeni Malkin and sent his eighth shot of the game past Semyon Varlamov’s glove to tie the contest. Matt Cooke gave the Penguins the lead less than six minutes later, and it was left to Marc-Andre Fleury to slam the door on the Caps.

And he might have done it, too, had Varlamov not made a whale of a shoulder save on a backhander by Chris Kunitz at the other end. The Caps gathered up the puck and headed the other way. Mike Green took a pass from Alexander Semin at the Penguin line, then fed it to Nicklas Backstrom in the middle. Backstrom then eased the puck over to Alex Ovechkin coming through the right wing circle, and Ovechkin snapped the puck past Fleury to tie the game again. That would be how the game would finish in regulation.

18 seconds into the overtime session, David Steckel collected a loose puck at the edge of the right wing circle and had the game on his stick. He had the puck on his forehand with an open net in front of him and Fleury on the ice swimming desperately for shore. If his shot is six inches more to the inside, six inches higher, the Caps would have been traveling to Pittsburgh with two chances to stick a fork in the Penguins.

Steckel missed.

Less than a minute later Milan Jurcina took a penalty, tripping Evgeni Malkin as he was cutting between Jurcina and Sergei Fedorov. You could almost see what would unfold, but even Caps fans had to shake their heads at just how it happened. As the penalty to Jurcina was winding down, Malkin had the puck on his stick and was skating down the right side. Sidney Crosby was on his left, charging for the net. Malkin was being marked by Sergei Fedorov, but when Malkin got Fedorov to turn his body in pursuit, he started to curl to the net with positional advantage. Malkin then tried to feed the puck across to Crosby, but a diving Tom Poti was there to keep the pass from getting through. Unfortunately, he did not get enough of the puck to deflect it past the post, he deflected it just enough so that it could sneak under Varlamov’s pads and into the net, giving the Penguins the 4-3 win and a vise-grip lock on the series as it headed back to Pittsburgh, the Penguins up 3-2.

Game 6 – Redemption

The only people on the planet who thought the Caps might extend the series to a Game 7 in Washington were perhaps the players and coaches in the locker room before the game. As it turned out, those were the only people who mattered, for it would take only their best effort to extend this series. And that is what they provided in a game that was as close to a heavyweight slug fest as you could find in these playoffs.

It didn’t look that way early, as Pittsburgh got the only goal of the first period, a tally by Bill Guerin in the game’s sixth minute, finishing off a two-on-one with Sidney Crosby. But the Caps got it back early in the second when Viktor Kozlov took a feed from Alex Ovechkin, stared down goalie Marc-Andre Fleury for a couple of beats, then wristed the puck over Fleury’s glove for the equalizer. Eight minutes later it would be Tomas Flesichmann giving the Caps the lead, but the play was made by Alexander Semin. After taking a lead pass just outside the Penguin line, Semin found himself with only open ice between himself and Fleury. However, Bill Guerin was close enough to haul him down before Semin could get a shot off. Semin stayed with the puck behind the Penguin net, got to his feet, fought through a check, then found Sergei Fedorov in the left wing circle. Fedorov sent a slap shot that hit a body in front, but Fleischmann was there to swat the loose puck past Fleury and give the Caps a 2-1 lead.

It was a lead the Caps wouldn’t hold. In the last minute of the period, Evgeni Malkin carried the puck down the right side and tried to feed Chris Kunitz skating down the middle. The puck was deflected back and onto the stick of Mark Eaton, who curled to his right and wristed the puck past Semyon Varlamov to tie the game at two at the second intermission.

Less than five minutes into the third and the Penguins on a power play, Alex Goligoski sent a drive toward the Caps net that hit Boyd Gordon and went wide. But the puck took a long carom off the end boards onto the stick of Kris Letang, who snapped it past Varlamov to give the Penguins the lead again at 3-2. Not quite a minute later, the Caps got it back when the Caps had a power play of their own. This time it was Alexander Semin at the left wing half boards setting up the play. Without a passing lane open to him, he flung the puck at the net, where it hit Brooks Laich on the way through and past Fleury to tie the game at three.

Barely half a minute after the tying goal, the Caps were crashing the Penguin net again. Viktor Kozlov left the puck for Nicklas Backstrom in the right wing circle, and Backstrom rifled it past the cage. But the puck came right back onto Kozlov’s stick as Kozlov was circling behind the cage. Fleury could not get back the crease as he was being held up by his own defensmen, Hal Gill, who had skated into the creased behind him. That gave Kozlov an open net at which to shoot, and he wristed the puck from a bad angle into the open net to give the Caps the lead once more, 4-3.

The Penguins would forge one last tie when the puck came out to defenseman Brooks Orpik with the clock ticking under five minutes in regulation. Orpik sent a shot to the net that was blocked, but Sidney Crosby swept behind the Caps defense and with some deft stick work managed to flip the puck past Varlamov to tie the game at four and send the contest to overtime.

It is said there are no second acts in life. Well, sometimes there are second chances, and for one Capital it came in the seventh minute of overtime. After the Penguins had a chance at the 4:05 mark, a shot from Rob Scuderi being deflected and hitting the crossbar, the Caps found themselves in the Penguin end to take a faceoff at the 6:15 mark. David Steckel won the draw as Maxime Talbot broke his stick, the puck coming back to Brooks Laich at the right point. As Laich was collecting the puck, Steckel was making a bee-line for the net to provide some traffic in front of Fleury. Laich wrong-footed a wrist shot toward the net, and Steckel, who out-fought Philippe Boucher for position in front of Fleury, got enough of his stick on the incoming shot to deflect it down and past Fleury’s blocker to get a measure of redemption for his Game 6 miss, send the Caps bench into delirium, and move the series home for a Game 7, the Caps winning this one, 5-4.

Game 7 – There is no poetry in reality

If you could freeze that moment, that picture, when David Steckel and Matt Bradley can be seen with sticks in the air celebrating the overtime winner of Game 6, it would be a nice ending to the story. But there remained a Game 7 to be played on Verizon Center ice. And the clock struck midnight on the Cinderella story of Semyon Varlamov’s playoff and that of the Capitals. The coach turned into a pumpkin, the horses were turned to mice, and the poem needing a last verse was rewritten as an epitaph as the Penguins scored the game’s first five goals, chased Varlamov to the bench, and celebrated a 6-2 series-clinching win on Verizon Center ice, the second straight year an opponent would end the Caps year in such fashion.

It was especially painful thinking that if Alex Ovechkin scores on a breakaway three minutes into the game, the result might have been different. But truth be told, that is probably a delusion. The Penguins had poured 226 shots at Varlamov in the first six games of the series, an average of almost 38 a game. Even though the Penguins recorded their lowest shot total of the series (30), the damage had been done. The kid really had nothing else to give, and with the teams more or less equal in other aspect of the series (the Penguins had a 21-20 edge in goals going into Game 7, with three of the previous six games going to overtime), that was the difference.

It was, though, almost everything a hockey fan could want in a series. The stars produced – Ovechkin finished the series 8-6-14, plus-5, with one game winning goal; Crosby finished 8-5-13, plus-4, with one game-winning goal. The teams played back and forth with only one game among the first six decided by more than one goal.

In the end, it was another step on the path to what Caps fans hope will be a Stanley Cup of their own to celebrate. It was, as such things often are, a hard lesson along that path. For Semyon Varlamov, it was a case of getting the crash course he needed in playoff pressure. While he was spectacular at times, there were an uncomfortable number of soft goals, too. For the other Capitals, they got to see what it means to pay a price, as the Penguins never relented in the pressure they applied, and it was more their support players making a difference in this series than perhaps Crosby or Malkin.

For all of this, the Penguins-Capitals series is the top story for the Capitals of 2009. But this is 2010, and with a new year comes new hope. The Caps are by any measure at this stage of their development an elite team. They have the talent to win a Stanley Cup, and frankly it is the only goal that matters now. That’s the fate of elite teams. Here is to hoping 2010 is that year and that when we do this again at the end of the year, the top story can be written about that which matters most in the sport…



Happy New Year.

Thursday, December 31, 2009

Top Ten Stories of 2009 -- Number 2: Zoolander


We’re almost there, but first…

Number 2: Zoolander

“You gotta tame the beast before you let it out of its cage.”

-- Derek Zoolander

Well, we don’t know about being a beast, or letting it out of its cage, but the Caps unlocked the cage, held open the door, and all but begged Michael Nylander to take his leave and accept employment somewhere else, even if the Caps had to pay his salary to do it. Never did seem that so much silence and inaction could have such effects on the fortunes of a season for a team in professional sports, effects that spilled over from one season into another.

Michael Nylander was signed by the Capitals to a contract as an unrestricted free agent on July 2, 2007. It would be his second tour with the Caps, and this one didn’t come without controversy, either at the beginning or at the interminable end (not that we've reached it yet). Back in that July of 2007, the original reports concerning a Nylander signing had him going to Edmonton to skate with the Oilers. Edmonton could not or would not confirm the signing, and shortly thereafter the Caps announced having signed Nylander. The next week saw considerable back-and-forth with Canadian media reporting that the Oilers were contesting the signing. After much gnashing of teeth and trading of insults across the continent, Nylander would remain with the Caps, a move seen at the time as a good fit for a team that needed a number one center and who played a style suited to the Caps deliberate ways under Coach Glen Hanlon.

Well, things took a turn when the Caps stumbled badly out of the gate in the 2007-2008 season, so badly that it cost Hanlon his job on Thanksgiving. Enter Bruce Boudreau, whose brand of hockey was fire to Hanlon’s…well, if not ice, then slush. There is a place for slush (the Devils have been practicing it for almost two decades with considerable success), but that wasn’t what the Caps bought in bringing on Boudreau. And it wasn’t a style compatible with the sort of game Nylander played. Nylander didn’t get much of a chance to show why this fit was so bad, injuring his shoulder, apparently in a game against the Florida Panthers on December 1st. He played in 13 more games before going down for the year and undergoing surgery. It wasn’t even as if he played badly; he was 4-9-13 in the 14 games he played injured.

But when the curtain rose on the 2008-2009 season it was apparent that Nylander’s role with the team was very much in flux. One could see in the monthly splits… October: 2-6-8, plus-3 in nine games (of nine total played by the Caps)… November: 0-6-6, -3 in 14 games (of 15 total)… December: 1-2-3, plus-3 in 14 games (of 14 total). Nylander was dressing every night, but his production was declining.

2009 began for Nylander with the first hints of a diminished role. He played in only ten of the 12 games in January, going 2-5-7, plus-2. As February dawned, one couldn’t help but think the team would try to move him at the trading deadline, but there was the problem of that contract. It contained a no-movement clause that severely hampered the Capitals in any deals that might become available. Nylander had to agree to the terms.

If there was a player playing as if he was going to be headed elsewhere, or perhaps having the possibility of such weigh on him, it appeared to be Nylander. The month he had was nothing short of awful for a player occupying $4.875 million in salary cap room. Nylander finished the month 2-1-3, minus-2 in ten games. Almost incomprehensibly for a player who was nominally the second line center, he took a total of five shots on goal for the month, one over the last six games in which he played.

Absent granting the Caps relief under the no-movement clause of his contract and accepting a move, Nylander was going to remain a Cap through the March 4th trading deadline. In fact, as a practical matter he had to grant such relief if the Caps were to make any deals, since the Caps were unable to add salary absent that relief. It didn’t keep from rumors being circulated though. Perhaps the one that had the most meaning for the Caps, both at the deadline and (as it would turn out) for the playoffs was one that had Bill Guerin coming to the Caps (as if to put a period on that, it was Guerin who was credited with the game-winning goal in the series clinching win over the Caps in the Eastern semis last May).

After the trading deadline, Nylander became less of a player and more of a symbol – of cap woes, of an inability to make deals, of being a road-block to the advancement of players from Hershey – all stemming from his no-movement contract clause and his apparent willingness to invoke it. The playoffs came, and Nylander dressed for only three games, playing in less than ten minutes in two of them (no points, minus-1, no shots on goal). The summer came – and went – with the occasional blip of a rumor that Nylander was going somewhere (more, it seemed, wishful thinking on the part of Caps fans). Then came an interview published on a Swedish web site in which Nylander was quoted as saying that Coach Bruce Boudreau told him he wasn’t good enough. You would think that such a sentiment, if true, would have led to a deal before the start of training camp.

But like a divorce that can’t find a settlement, Nylander and the Caps remained joined until, if not death, then Nylander’s contract expiring would they part. It made for a strange situation – a team that had moved on (signing Brendan Morrison to take up the second line center position) and a player who was willing to move on… on his terms.

September came… no movement. Opening night… still on the roster (if not, and never to be, in the lineup). There was the tease of a possible deal with a team in the Kontinental Hockey League in Russia that gave Caps fans the mirage of hope that something would be resolved. This had been the football that Lucy kept on offering up Charlie Brown since the summer, only to pull it away. It had the special whiff of credibility in that the team perhaps most often cited as a partner in a deal – Avongard Omsk – provided Nylander to reunite with Jaromir Jagr, with whom Nylander enjoyed his best offensive seasons with the New York Rangers.

There came a moment of sunlight peeking through the clouds in late October when the Caps sent Nylander (with his approval) to Grand Rapids in the AHL for a “conditioning stint.” Conditioning for what? It had to signal an imminent deal, didn’t it?

Uh, no.

Nylander’s stay in Grand Rapids came and after two weeks went, and there he was, still on the Capitals roster, still not playing, still with that $4.875 million cap hit. You would have to forgive Caps fans if they were frustrated, even angry at Nylander for not taking a deal (we had our own Nylander hockey-held-hostage watch for a while), but the fact is, Nylander was merely abiding by terms of a contract freely entered into by both he and the Caps. If there was no no-movement clause in the contract, the Caps would not have bat an eye in moving him to wherever they might to maximize the benefit to the club. Nylander merely held those cards on the other side of the table. He didn’t bat an eye in invoking what were his rights under a mutually agreed upon deal. Fans might get upset, but Nylander was comfortably within his rights.

Finally, though, choirs of celestial angels sang, the clouds parted, cherubim and seraphim did whatever they do, and a resolution was at hand… sort of. On December 13th, the club announced in a terse, four-sentence statement, that they had assigned Nylander to the Grand Rapids Griffins of the AHL. The cap hit comes off the Caps’ books for the remainder of the season, but there is still the matter of the last year of Nylander’s contract. While the no-movement clause will not be in effect next season as the last under that contract, the Caps still have a contractual relationship with the player that must still be resolved. But that is a discussion for 2010. There was enough to deal with in the saga of Michael Nylander to inspire a 1,500 word entry as one of the top stories for the Capitals in 2009. And with that, we’ll leave the last word to Derek Zoolander…

"Do you understand that the world does not revolve around you and your do whatever it takes, ruin as many people's lives, so long as you can make a name for yourself… no matter how many friends you lose or people you leave dead and bloodied along the way, just so long so you can make a name for yourself… no matter how many friends you lose or people you leave dead and bloodied and dying along the way?"

It wasn’t bloody, just a zoo… a “Zoo-lander,” so to speak.

Top Ten Stories of 2009 -- Number 3: The Farm


And now, in this series of top ten stories for the Caps in 2009...

Number 3: The Farm

“It is thus with farming: if you do one thing late, you will be late in all your work.”

-- Cato the Elder

For those of you who aren’t up on your ancient Romans, Cato the Elder wasn’t a hockey player, but he knew of battles, and he knew of farming, and he could probably appreciate the mixture of the two with respect to the 2009 year that was had “down on the farm” for the Washington Capitals franchise. More to the point, he could appreciate – and Caps fans should – the importance of the “patient urgency” attached to growing things, in this case young hockey players for the long run.

It was quite a year down on the farm. But it didn’t start in 2009. The seeds were sown in draft picks and free agent signings dating as far back as 2002, before the Capitals had a relationship with either the AHL Hershey Bears or the ECHL South Carolina Stingrays. They were sown on August 11, 2004, when the Capitals and the Stingrays began their affiliation, on April 26, 2005, when the Caps and Bears forged their working agreement.

But it was in 2009 when the patient urgency yielded a bumper crop of successes down on the farm. For South Carolina, 2009 did not start in very promising fashion. The Stingrays broke out of the gate in the new year rather slowly, posting a 4-8-2 record in January. February didn’t start much better with two losses to start the month. But then came what might have been a turning point on February 6th, when the Stingrays hosted the Florida Everblades. South Carolina took a 2-1 lead into the first intermission, but gave the lead away on a couple of Everblade tallies in the second period. Whatever took place in the locker room in the second intermission, it had an effect on left wing Trent Campbell, who scored 41 seconds into the third period to tie the game, then again at 3:28 to provide the winning margin in a 4-3 Stingray win.

The come-from-behind win propelled the Stingrays into quite a run down the stretch. Starting with that win South Carolina finished February on an 8-3-0 run, to which they added a 12-2-1 stretch in March and April to close the regular season. That 20-5-1 overall record from February 6th forward catapulted the Stingrays to a second-place finish in the South Division of the American Conference and a first round matchup against the Charlotte Checkers, against whom they finished 10-5-1. But it was a record obtained in an odd fashion with South Carolina going 5-0-0 in the first five games, 0-4-1 in the next five, then 5-1-0 to close out the season against the Checkers.

It looked as if the scale would tip once more toward Charlotte, as the Checkers took Games 1 and 2 by identical 5-3 scores. But when the series moved to Charleston, the Stingrays took control, winning Game 3 by a 4-2 score and Game 3 by a 4-1 margin. The pivotal Game 5 – the getaway game for the Stingrays before heading back to Charlotte to close the series – featured haymakers being thrown from the get-go. But after the teams notched six goals in the opening period, South Carolina getting four of them, the Stingrays poured it on in periods three and four to win going away, 8-3. It was enough momentum for South Carolina, who scored the first two goals in Game 6, then hung on for a 4-3 series clinching win.

The second round series against the Everblades, who finished with the league’s best record, featured a more back-and-forth set of games with the teams exchanging wins in each of the first five games of the series, the Stingrays having the advantage of having won Game 1, 3 and 5. Game 6 would feature more of the same, with the teams first exchanging single goals in the first period, then exchanging two goals – South Carolina getting the first two, then Florida the next two. The Everblade side of the exchange was part of a furious finish in the last two minutes of regulation with a goal at 18:31 to draw Florida within a goal, then the tying marker at 19:41 to send the game into overtime. But barely nine minutes in, Zach Tarkir ended the series with assists from Travis Morin and Maxime Lacroix (a pair of Capitals draft picks) to send the Stingrays to the Conference final against the Cincinnati Cyclones.

South Carolina pounded the Cyclones in Game 1, 7-4 and made short work of their opponent thereafter. The Stingrays swept Cincinnati in four games, outscoring the Cyclones 17-10 in the process, setting up a Kelly Cup final against the Alaska Aces. South Carolina drew first blood in Alaska by using a three-goal third period to erase a 2-1 Aces lead and take Game 1 by a 4-2 score. The Stingrays broke on top in Game 2 with the Tarkir, Morin, Lacroix trio teaming up to get the goal and put the Aces back on their heels – Lacroix getting the goal, the others the assists. But the Aces didn’t allow another and scored three of their own, the last an empty netter, to even the series on home ice before heading to South Carolina.

The Stingrays put the Aces in a headlock in the first two games in Charleston, winning Game 3 by a 4-2 score, then getting a shutout from James Reimer in a 5-0 blowout to put the Aces on the brink of elimination. But the Aces weren’t quite out of effort. Alaska exchanged a pair of goals apiece with the Stingrays in the second period of Game 5, then battled South Carolina to a scoreless third before going to overtime. Colin Hemingway made sure there would be hockey in Anchorage at least one more time, ending the game 17:22 into overtime, giving the Aces a 3-2 win.

Alaska made sure that returning home would yield benefits, coming from two goals down to take a 3-2 decision on a goal by former Stingray and Capitals farm hand Matt Stefanishion with less than four minutes left in regulation. Game 7 unfolded in much the same way as did Game 6. Goals late in the first and early in the second period gave the Stingrays another 2-0 lead. Alaska got one back midway through the second, but South Carolina restored their two goal lead barely a minute later and took a 3-1 lead into the third period. But there was Stefanishion again to make things interesting late, getting a goal with 1:45 left to draw the Aces to within one. The Stingrays drove the last nail in the Aces’ coffin, though, getting a shorthanded empty net goal from Pierre-Luc O’Brien to seal the win and the Kelly Cup for the Stingrays.

The Stingrays would finish the year on a 36-15-1 run, starting with that win over the Florida Everblades on February 6th. But it wouldn’t top what was going on up in Hershey, where the Bears were adding to a long and storied history.

In a way, Hershey rang in the year much the same way South Carolina did – they got pasted by the Providence Bruins, 7-2, in the first game of the new year. Michal Neuvirth was tending goal in only his third game with the Bears and frankly wasn’t giving much indication that he would have much success in Hershey after going 6-7-0 in South Carolina. With this game he had allowed 14 goals on 73 shots in three games, going 1-2 in the process. But the Bears – and Neuvirth – would get their skates under them. Hershey would win nine of their next 15 games to post a 9-4-3 record for January, and Neuvirth would not lose another game in regulation in the month (3-0-2, 2.10, .935).

February was another story. The Bears could barely tread water for the month, going 5-5-2, a month that feature three losses to the Binghamton Senators (two in extra time) and a four-game losing streak, three of the losses coming on home ice at Giant Center. In March and April, as the Bears were heading toward the finish of the regular season, they compiled an 11-6-2 record, but even with the winning record there were ominous signs. Hershey could manage only a split of four games with arch-rival Wilkes-Barre/Scranton for the month and would finish the regular season on a 2-4-1 run. It wasn’t the way to head into the playoffs.

But what they did have going in was a hot goaltender…sort of. Michal Neuvirth, who took that pasting back in the first game of the new year, would lose only three more games in regulation in 15 appearances over the rest of the regular season. The 2009 portion of his season looked like this – 8-4-3, 2.59, .917, and he won five of his last six decisions.

In Round 1 of the Calder Cup tournament the Bears drew the Philadelphia Phantoms, a team the Bears finished 7-3-2 against during the regular season. They made quick work of Philadelphia, beating the Phantoms in Game 1 and 2 in Philadelphia to end the Phantoms’ history in Philadelphia on a sour note (they are now the Adirondack Phantoms), and beating them in Games 3 and 4 in Hershey to set up a Conference semi-final battle with the Penguins.

Wilkes-Barre/Scranton was not a team against which the Bears had much success in the regular season, going 2-5-3 overall. If there was an advantage for the Bears, it was in having home-ice advantage, and they used it well in games 1 and 2. But it wasn’t without suspense. Hershey took an early 2-0 first period lead in Game 1, but the Penguins came back with a pair in the second to tie the game. The Bears restored some momentum on a late second period goal to take a 3-2 lead into the third, then built on it with an early tally in the last frame. The Penguins got one back to give some concern to the Giant Center faithful, but Alexandre Giroux ended the suspense with a goal to give The Bears a 5-3 win.

Game 2 was utterly lacking in suspense on the scoreboard. The Bears put up three goals in seven minutes late in the first period, and Neuvirth made it hold up, allowing only a late third period goal to spoil the shutout in a 3-1 lead, sending the Penguins home down 0-2 in games. With Game 3-5 on Penguin ice, the task for the Bears was to get at least one so that they would have no worse than two chances to clinch on home ice. They had their chance in Game 3, getting a power play goal early in the third period to take a 2-1 lead on the scoreboard and get within shouting distance of a 3-0 stranglehold on the series. The Penguins came back, though, getting a power play tally of their own in the 17th minute of the third period to send the game to overtime. Mark Letestu sent the Penguin fans home happy with a goal at 4:48 of overtime to get the Penguins back to 1-2 in the series.

Games 3 and 4 were object lessons for the Bears in terms of letting teams off the hook. The Penguins scored the first four goals in Game 3 and won going away, 6-3 to tie the series. Then, in Game 5, the Bears couldn’t find a way to solve backup goalie Adam Berkhoel, who held the fort long enough to allow the Penguins to get a lead in the first, then some insurance in the second and an empty-netter in the third on their way to a 4-1 win and a 3-2 lead in the series as the teams headed back to Hershey.

Game 5, facing elimination, Michal Neuvirth put his stamp on the series with authority. After allowing 11 goals on 80 shots in taking the three losses in Wilkes-Barre, he was a wall in Game 6. The Bears got a goal in the first to stake Neuvirth to a lead, but the young goalie faced 14 shots in the second period, turning away all of them to give the Bears momentum heading into the third. His teammates took over from there, getting a goal in the first minute of the third period and another on a power play three minutes later for a bigger cushion to work with. Neuvirth didn’t seem to need it, though, finishing the game with 30 saves on as many shots in a 3-0 shutout, setting up a Game 7 against perhaps the Bears’ most hated rival.

If you’re going to make a statement in a Game 7, it is perhaps no better than to do it getting a goal in the first minute of play. The Bears did just that on a goal by Keith Aucoin. It was part of a 13-6 shot advantage that the Bears enjoyed in the first period, Neuvirth once more turning away all that he faced. The Bears added a goal in the second, and another in the third. But the story would be Michal Neuvirth. The rookie netminder would turn away all 24 shots he faced, completing his seventh consecutive period of shutout hockey and notching for the first time in the history of the Calder Cup tournament shutouts in Games 6 and 7 of a playoff series. It set up a Calder Cup final against the Manitoba Moose.

We cover a lot of the ground in this series in a number of posts made during the finals in June. We won’t cover it again here. But there did seem to be a ‘there’s no stopping us now” quality to this series after the Bears dispatched the Penguins. More to the point, there was a “no way we don’t stop you” quality, as Michal Neuvirth dominated the series in goal. In the six-game final, Neuvirth finished 4-2, 1.61, .941, and one shutout. That, and his 16-6, 1.92, 932, four shutout performance for the tournament earned him the Jack A. Butterfield Trophy as Calder Cup MVP.

It was quite a 2009 for the two franchises. As of this morning, South Carolina is 47-23-7 for 2009 with a Kelly Cup Trophy in it hands. The Hershey Bears finished 2009 with a record of 49-23-9 and added the tenth Calder Cup to their collection. These franchises are not only reflections of excellence in their own right, but serve as breeding grounds for the next generation of Capitals. Although most of the prospects Caps fans might recognize are playing at Hershey, there are those among them who have spent time in South Carolina.

Andrew Gordon split time with the Stingrays in the 2007-2008 season, going 8-6-14 in 11 games there. He played 80 games for a Calder Cup champion in Hershey last year and has had a couple of short stints in DC with the Caps. He is currently tied for fifth in scoring in the AHL. Sean Collins played in 31 games in South Carolina in 2007-2008. The next year he played in 39 games in Hershey and even chipped in 15 games with the Caps. He is a plus-11 in 27 games with the Bears this year.

Last season, no fewer than 16 players played in both Hershey and in Washington (this does not include Brian Pothier, who logged 31 games in Hershey in his comeback from a concussion). In fact, of the team that took the ice in the Calder Cup-clinching game against Manitoba last June, 13 saw time with the Caps in the 2008-2009 season. Eight players who have skated with the Caps this season dressed for that Calder Cup-clinching game last June. If you don’t think this relationship has meaning and is beneficial to all the parties, then we don’t think you’re paying attention.

And it is in that relationship that the excellence displayed in Charleston and Hershey has special meaning in 2009. The experience and the success gained there by the kids in the system are as important as the skills they possess. Winning breeds winning, up and down the chain. It creates expectations, it instills confidence. It becomes a habit learned and carried forward. That it would come within five years of the establishment of the relationship between the Caps and these two franchises (Hershey also having won a Calder Cup in 2006) speaks to the “patient urgency” of growing your own prospects and bringing them forward in due time, giving them not just a taste, but a sense of responsibility with the big club as they make their way toward what we hope as Caps fans will be long and successful careers in Washington. For that reason, the hard work down on the farm rewarded with championships is a top story for the Caps in 2009.

A NO-point night -- Sharks 5 - Caps 2

What are you gonna say about that one?

Well, San Jose was better, from start to finish, that’s what. As dominating as the Caps were in a 4-1 win over the Sharks in October, so San Jose was last night in a 5-2 win. It wasn’t so much what San Jose did as what the Caps didn’t…

Get shots, for example. For the second straight game, the Caps were held to fewer than five shots in the first period. Washington had three shots in the first period, none in the last eight minutes. And, the three shots were hardly what one might call “quality chances:”

- 3:19 – Poti, 47 feet
- 5:07 – Fleischmann, 42 feet
- 11:57 – Erskine, 50 feet

In fact, the Caps had only two more attempts on goal in that last 8:03 of the first period, one by Alex Ovechkin (blocked) in the 15th minute of the period and the other coming from the stick of Alexander Semin (blocked) in the last minute of the frame.

And if you’re wondering, no, that is not the first time the Caps have surrendered two penalty shots in a game. But you have to go all the way back to the inaugural season for the team, in fact in the inaugural month, when the Chicago Blackhawks were awarded two penalty shots in the same game against the Caps. Stan Mikita and Jim Pappin came up empty against Michel Belhumeur on October 23, 1974 in the Caps’ eighth game as a franchise. The Caps lost that game, too, 3-2.

Other than the two penalty shots he surrendered, Michal Neuvirth didn’t play badly (28 saves on 31 shots), but after making a sterling save on Scott Nichol early in the period, he gave up goals 75 seconds apart later in the first period to put the club behind the eight ball early, and the Caps weren’t playing well enough otherwise to really make a game of it.

Other stuff…

-- One can only suppose that the official scorer for the Sharks was making a point in naming Dan Boyle the third star. Two penalties, minus-1. Yeah, he was on the ice for 23 minutes (tops for the Sharks), but a third-star worthy game? Maybe it was for the faux-tough guy thing when he got mixed up with Alex Ovechkin, then got all tough when the officials came in to save his life. Or maybe Mike Green was supposed to notice who was the Olympian and who wasn’t.

-- Thank heavens for masks. If not for such implements, chances are Michal Neuvirth’s head would have exploded from the impact of a Dany Heatley shot late in the third period that appeared to get Neuvirth square on the chin right in the “U” on his mask where it says, “Neuvy.”

-- Jason Chimera gets the all-you-can-eat score sheet buffet coupon in his first game as a Cap. In 11 minutes he had an assist (on the Mike Knuble goal), one shot on goal, a shot blocked, two misses, three hits, a giveaway, a takeaway, a blocked shot, and a faceoff loss.

-- Alex Ovechkin had five of his shots blocked in the game’s first 27 minutes (six overall). At least he spread it around; four different Sharks defensemen took one for the team.

-- Green might get some heat on that first Sharks goal by Pavelski, but rewind the tape a couple of seconds and see who was a couple of ticks late at the Caps line getting to the guy who set up Pavelski. Shaone Morrisonn took aim at Dany Heatley, but never got there in time to keep Heatley from making the cross-ice pass. Green was forced to try to sprint to the other side of the ice to keep Pavelski from shooting, but didn’t get there in time.

-- The game-within-a-game was a remake of ‘When Worlds Collide”… a reference to a couple of 230-pound guys going at it all over the ice in Doug Murray and Alex Ovechkin. Nothing dirty about it (although we could almost hear Caps fans howling for penalties). Just two guys at ramming speed getting on after each other.

-- The Caps dressed 18 skaters. You might have noticed three of them…maybe. 15 or so guys seemed to skate as if they were extras in “Night of the Living Dead.” Brooks Laich…18 minutes, one shot attempt (but he took an amazing 21 draws). David Steckel…no attempted shots. Brendan Morrison… one shot attempt. Eric Fehr… one shot attempt. And on and on and on…

-- It wasn’t as if the defense played any better. There was Morrisonn’s WTF moment. There was John Erskine doing… well, we don’t quite know what he was doing when Joe Thornton broke in alone to draw a penalty shot.

-- When we say “not noticed,” that wasn’t necessarily a bad thing for Jeff Schultz. Almost 19 minutes, not on the ice for any goals scored against, a shot, a couple of hits (probably an indication that the scorer had a finger spasm working the hit meter tonight… 78 hits were recorded for both teams; it really wasn’t all that physical, or maybe it’s a California sort of hit thing), and a blocked shot.

2009 came in with a bang – a 7-4 demolition of Tampa Bay. It goes out with a whimper – a 5-2 loss to San Jose. The 2010 early schedule favors the Caps – a struggling LA Kings team (losers of three straight and four of five), then a six-pack of thoroughly beatable opponents. But the Caps have to play better – individually and as a group – than they did tonight. First periods, which had been a strength of this team, have killed them in the last two games. They’ve been outshot 23-7 and outscored 5-0. Not the sort of thing from which victories are made.